I've got something that has me very annoyed but it has nothing to do with Duke basketball.
Last summer during rehearsal for Richard III, one of the actors approached me about getting a wig to go with their costume. Good wigs are expensive and I told her, no, there was not enough in the costume budget to get her a wig. She then asked if she found a cheap one, would it be OK. I told her to check with the costumer and that if the costumer gave her the OK, she could spend $25 on a wig. Somehow the "check with the costumer" part was ignored. She went out and spent $25 on grey hairspray (for her already grey hair). There was not room in the costume budget for this nonsense and although the hairspray did make her hair look more grey, it was a subtle difference. After all the donations were totaled, I found that I could give every actor $25 more in stipend than I had previously announced. Hooray! I had to wait to get some security deposit money back to pay everyone, but I finally got all the checks mailed out right before I left for the UK. This actor emailed me last week that I had forgotten to reimburse her for the hairspray and asked when she could expect reimbursement. Uhm, never? At the end of the day, it's not worth getting into an argument over $25 (for hairspray!?! WTF?) so I am sending her another check. I'm super annoyed though, the kind of annoyed that gets you temporarily blackballed from my productions. I do eventually forgive most people, but she won't be in next summer's show.
How do you get permanently blackballed from one of my productions? There are 3 theater people that will never work on shows that I produce again. The first is a director that showed up high to dress rehearsal for a short play festival that I produced several years ago. That's not what got them banned though. I communicated to them everything that they needed to do for opening night. They forgot everything I told them then yelled at me on opening night that I had never told them what I had told them. The other two were actors in the summer show a couple of years ago. They showed up 30 minutes late for call on one of the show days because they decided to have a picnic before the show. I won't prevent them from auditioning, but they really shouldn't bother. I pay the actors in the shows I produce - not much - but still, I treat the actors that work with my company like professionals and expect the same courtesy in return. That kind of behavior will get you fired from a professional show in the middle of a run. I let them finish the run but they aren't working with me again.