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OldPhiKap said:
A word of advice for the kids today:

Slow dancing to Coldplay may not be a crime, but it can lead to a few expensive divorces.

“The more you know”
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I don't think either of them are thinking Viva la Vida right about now - the lyrics are particularly ironic:

I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning, I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own
 
OldPhiKap said:
A word of advice for the kids today:

Slow dancing to Coldplay may not be a crime, but it can lead to a few expensive divorces.

“The more you know”
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That story, if true, is pretty wild. Unfortunate for a lot of reasons but wild. Treasure anonymity and privacy when you're absolutely certain you have it.
 
OldPhiKap said:
A word of advice for the kids today:

Slow dancing to Coldplay may not be a crime, but it can lead to a few expensive divorces.

“The more you know”
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It wasn't the dancing. It was their reaction to the Jumbtron with him literally dipping down out of view and her turning around. They still might have been caught from the grapevine but the whole world won't know about it. The red faced friend standing by them didn't help. The lesson is to be cool man. Be cool. :)

Or not cheat.
bundabergdevil said:
That story, if true, is pretty wild. Unfortunate for a lot of reasons but wild. Treasure anonymity and privacy when you're absolutely certain you have it.
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It's true. The guy's wife was getting bombarded on Facebook and deleted her account. I think she's updating her name on her professional profiles too.
 
A "conversation" I just had with my wife, discussing what to wear later today:

Wife: "I cannot wear shorts, becausd of my legs and all"
Me (subvocal): "Nope, uh uh, no response to make that doesn't lead to disaster"
<silence>
Wife, going on: "... what with my scars and all"
Me: "Whew, OK, that's something I can handle, she's referring to her cats who refuse to care that claws can damage human skin"
...
 
75Crazie said:
A "conversation" I just had with my wife, discussing what to wear later today:

Wife: "I cannot wear shorts, becausd of my legs and all"
Me (subvocal): "Nope, uh uh, no response to make that doesn't lead to disaster"
<silence>
Wife, going on: "... what with my scars and all"
Me: "Whew, OK, that's something I can handle, she's referring to her cats who refuse to care that claws can damage human skin"
...
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I feel her pain, but have moved to the point it doesn’t impact my decisions. One of my cats liked to use my jeans as a scratching post, only when I’m wearing them of course.
 
Every time we go to the thousand islands my wife thinks it’s funny to by me a t-shirt from the thousand islands tackle shop that features the acronym in big bold letters across the chest.

She likes to make me wear it in public because she knows I’m much more embarrassed by the whispering than I am. She thinks it’s hilarious. I’m mortified.

The things we do for love?
 
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