The History of The Pie

JasonEvans said:
Our bet was that FSU had to announce their intent to leave the conference and I think we even said there had to be a destination in mind and a date for their departure. The bottom line is that suing to get out isn't nearly enough to win the wager.

My record in pie bets is now 5-0. As I have said many times, I never make a pie bet unless I am dead certain I am going to win. Put another way, if Jason Evans wants to make a pie bet with you, you really need to rethink your position ;)
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Nice! I figure you're due for a loss. No gambler is that good. Here is the offer:
I'll bet you a pie that Trump beats Harris and is POTUS # 47. Trump currently narrowly trails Harris in the betting markets, so this bet is for you only, and offer expires in 24 hours from this post. As a true degenerate, I don't need certainty. Friendly wagers are fun when knowing that celebration pie will taste very good for one party. You in and ready to be 5-1? 😜🥧
 
richardjackson199 said:
Nice! I figure you're due for a loss. No gambler is that good. Here is the offer:
I'll bet you a pie that Trump beats Harris and is POTUS # 47. Trump currently narrowly trails Harris in the betting markets, so this bet is for you only, and offer expires in 24 hours from this post. As a true degenerate, I don't need certainty. Friendly wagers are fun when knowing that celebration pie will taste very good for one party. You in and ready to be 5-1? 😜🥧
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To quote the Friends episode where they wager the apartments... Oooo that's interesting!
 
richardjackson199 said:
Nice! I figure you're due for a loss. No gambler is that good. Here is the offer:
I'll bet you a pie that Trump beats Harris and is POTUS # 47. Trump currently narrowly trails Harris in the betting markets, so this bet is for you only, and offer expires in 24 hours from this post. As a true degenerate, I don't need certainty. Friendly wagers are fun when knowing that celebration pie will taste very good for one party. You in and ready to be 5-1? 😜🥧
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Ahhh, but I make it a point to never make a pie bet unless I am absolutely certain I am going to win. That is how you get to 5-0. It is the hallmark of the pie bet for me. I make other friendly wagers (like I have bet with folks about singing the praises of each other on the boards for a week) but pie bets are sacred in my book.

I see the election right now as a coin flip. If Kamala is a favorite it is only by a tiny bit and that is with her being on a phenomenal winning streak over the past month. I really don't like to put my chips in on a coin flip ;)
 
richardjackson199 said:
Nice! I figure you're due for a loss. No gambler is that good. Here is the offer:
I'll bet you a pie that Trump beats Harris and is POTUS # 47. Trump currently narrowly trails Harris in the betting markets, so this bet is for you only, and offer expires in 24 hours from this post. As a true degenerate, I don't need certainty. Friendly wagers are fun when knowing that celebration pie will taste very good for one party. You in and ready to be 5-1? 😜🥧
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If someone actually takes you up on this pie bet, I'd suggest being extremely specific on how "beats" is defined.
 
JasonEvans said:
Ahhh, but I make it a point to never make a pie bet unless I am absolutely certain I am going to win. That is how you get to 5-0. It is the hallmark of the pie bet for me. I make other friendly wagers (like I have bet with folks about singing the praises of each other on the boards for a week) but pie bets are sacred in my book.

I see the election right now as a coin flip. If Kamala is a favorite it is only by a tiny bit and that is with her being on a phenomenal winning streak over the past month. I really don't like to put my chips in on a coin flip ;)
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So you muck your pocket pair when someone else shoves in with what you believe to be AK. Smart man, it's early in the tourney, and you're waiting for a better opportunity.

I just figured 50-50 was as fair as a bet as it was gonna be. May whichever candidate who will ultimately be best for our nation and our world win.
 
A thousand thanks to my mountainous friend… and a hat tip to those fools down in Tallahassee too ;)
 

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Phredd3 said:
Now, now. There's a clear mark there for two slices.

Obviously, he went back for seconds.
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One slice for dinner (wife also had a small sliver and loved it) and one packed in Tupperware for lunch at the office today.

But if you are implying I am a glutton, I must sadly plead guilty.
 
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