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ClemmonsDevil said:
Do they have a customer service hotline?
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Please say your issue out loud, or choose from this I'm a real wanker for saying this. I'm a real wanker for saying this.ing infernal robot menu that will make you want to toss your I'm a real wanker for saying this. I'm a real wanker for saying this.ing phone into the I'm a real wanker for saying this. I'm a real wanker for saying this.ing river.
 
Skydog said:
Have you tried turning it off and then back on?
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Four men rode in a car: a mechanical engineer an electrical
engineer a chemical engineer and a computer engineer.

The car stalled out.

The mechanical engineer said. It must be the pistons lets repair
them and be on our way.

The electrical engineer said. It has to be the spark plugs we will
replace them and be ready to roll in no time at all.

The chemical engineer said. No its got to be bad gas we will flush
the system and be on our way.

They turned to the computer engineer. What do you think we should
do? they asked.

The computer engineer shrugged and said Lets get out of the car
close the doors. then get back in and try restarting it.
 
BigWayne said:
Four men rode in a car: a mechanical engineer an electrical
engineer a chemical engineer and a computer engineer.

The car stalled out.

The mechanical engineer said. It must be the pistons lets repair
them and be on our way.

The electrical engineer said. It has to be the spark plugs we will
replace them and be ready to roll in no time at all.

The chemical engineer said. No its got to be bad gas we will flush
the system and be on our way.

They turned to the computer engineer. What do you think we should
do? they asked.

The computer engineer shrugged and said Lets get out of the car
close the doors. then get back in and try restarting it.
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I'm a computer engineer. I work with computer engineers. You'd be amazed how often the correct answer is "turn it off and on again."

In other words, I resemble this quote.
 
BigWayne said:
Four men rode in a car: a mechanical engineer an electrical
engineer a chemical engineer and a computer engineer.

The car stalled out.

The mechanical engineer said. It must be the pistons lets repair
them and be on our way.

The electrical engineer said. It has to be the spark plugs we will
replace them and be ready to roll in no time at all.

The chemical engineer said. No its got to be bad gas we will flush
the system and be on our way.

They turned to the computer engineer. What do you think we should
do? they asked.

The computer engineer shrugged and said Lets get out of the car
close the doors. then get back in and try restarting it.
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A version of the computer engineer solution works amazingly well for family arguments.

---> Leave the house. Walk around for a bit. Come back and see that things aren't as dire as they seemed.
 
This is hilarious. From a local news source. Read the shirt.

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Warrants say Nolder took a weed wacker, a nail gun, a portable grill, fishing poles and other items.

Nolder also admitted to having methamphetamine, which was located in his car, according to officials.

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:


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DEPUTIES: Man facing theft charges after breaking into Craven County home

Deputies say they found 55-year-old Jonathan Nolder at the scene, where he was in the process of stealing items from the home.
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BlueDevil2K said:
I'm a computer engineer. I work with computer engineers. You'd be amazed how often the correct answer is "turn it off and on again."

In other words, I resemble this quote.
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When I worked for IBM in a different century, one solution was "BRS" - Big Red Switch, which was on the right side of the computer.

Similarly, in one of my freshman EE courses at Duke, one of my professor's favorite sayings was "if all else fails, plug it in."

Both remain solutions to many problems today.
 
DrChainsaw said:
When I worked for IBM in a different century, one solution was "BRS" - Big Red Switch, which was on the right side of the computer.

Similarly, in one of my freshman EE courses at Duke, one of my professor's favorite sayings was "if all else fails, plug it in."

Both remain solutions to many problems today.
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I once sent a design engineer from Georgia to California to help a test engineer debug a problem with some software.
At one point, the design engineer looked under the guy's desk and asked him what the box that was not plugged in did.
They plugged it in and the software started working correctly. Ten hours on the plane and ten minutes to plug something in.
 
BigWayne said:
I once sent a design engineer from Georgia to California to help a test engineer debug a problem with some software.
At one point, the design engineer looked under the guy's desk and asked him what the box that was not plugged in did.
They plugged it in and the software started working correctly. Ten hours on the plane and ten minutes to plug something in.
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This checks out.
 
I'm a consultant for neonatal intensive care units all over the world, specifically about ventilation. I'm never bored. I'm frequently surprised. If I had to State the overarching theme of my recommendations it's: y'all do I'm a real wanker for saying this. I'm a real wanker for saying this. that makes sense.
 
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