The longest thread ever

[ClemmonsDevil]

Nice thing about elastic, it doesn’t judge. Unlike my wife, mother, priest, parole officer, 2nd priest, state of Delaware, and neighbors who caught me peeing in their petunias. Also, Cracker Barrel’s nationwide.

Add in my second, third, fourth and sixth wives and my list is the same as yours. My fifth wife was pretty cool though.

[YmoBeThere]

*redacted

[ClemmonsDevil]

*redacted

I saw. I support your decision to post and withdraw.

[bundabergdevil]

Rats. I missed it!

[ClemmonsDevil]

Rats. I missed it!

It read "Turkey sausage is an Abomination and anyone who thinks differently is condemning their soul to hell."

[YmoBeThere]

Also, Cracker Barrel’s nationwide.

[YmoBeThere]

I saw. I support your decision to post and withdraw.

Yes, too easily misinterpreted but unfortunately accurate with regards to the leader.

[YmoBeThere]

Rats. I missed it!

It read "Turkey sausage is an Abomination and anyone who thinks differently is condemning their soul to hell."

He said as he finished off his turkey sausage, egg white, and reduced fat cheese muffin.

[ClemmonsDevil]

He said as he finished off his turkey sausage, egg white, and reduced fat cheese muffin.

Just when I thought we could be friends.

[bundabergdevil]

Always thought ZZ were more Waffle House kind of guys.

[OldPhiKap]

Turkey clearly is low on the meat scale, but there's some flat-out craziness here.

Turkey sausage is good and good turkey sausage is worth hunting out.

Turkey hot dogs taste the same as other hot dogs (basically, boiled Spam with crap piled on top to give flavor).

Deli turkey is a staple of American life.

Roast turkey is an American tradition at holidays.

Ben Franklin wanted to make the turkey the national bird.

So I'm not sure why some of y'all hate America. But this aggression will not stand, man. OPK does not abide.

[DukieInKansas]

Turkey clearly is low on the meat scale, but there's some flat-out craziness here.

Turkey sausage is good and good turkey sausage is worth hunting out.

Turkey hot dogs taste the same as other hot dogs (basically, boiled Spam with crap piled on top to give flavor).

Deli turkey is a staple of American life.

Roast turkey is an American tradition at holidays.

Ben Franklin wanted to make the turkey the national bird.

So I'm not sure why some of y'all hate America. But this aggression will not stand, man. OPK does not abide.

If weezie approves of this, it become law! Who would go against weezie & OPK?

[ClemmonsDevil]

Turkey clearly is low on the meat scale, but there's some flat-out craziness here.

Turkey sausage is good and good turkey sausage is worth hunting out.

Turkey hot dogs taste the same as other hot dogs (basically, boiled Spam with crap piled on top to give flavor).

Deli turkey is a staple of American life.

Roast turkey is an American tradition at holidays.

Ben Franklin wanted to make the turkey the national bird.

So I'm not sure why some of y'all hate America. But this aggression will not stand, man. OPK does not abide.

If there's one thing you cain"t abide it's a turkey hater whose gone free.

[ClemmonsDevil]

If weezie approves of this, it become law! Who would go against weezie & OPK?

Not me. Weezie is literally the reason I started posting here. I'll respond like the devil when he went up against Johnny in the Georgia woods. I'll lay the golden spatula at OPK'S feet.

[bundabergdevil]

Turkey clearly is low on the meat scale, but there's some flat-out craziness here.

Turkey sausage is good and good turkey sausage is worth hunting out.

Turkey hot dogs taste the same as other hot dogs (basically, boiled Spam with crap piled on top to give flavor).

Deli turkey is a staple of American life.

Roast turkey is an American tradition at holidays.

Ben Franklin wanted to make the turkey the national bird.

So I'm not sure why some of y'all hate America. But this aggression will not stand, man. OPK does not abide.

Not to mention they've got snoods!!!

8643866_orig.jpg

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

Not to mention they've got snoods!!!

8643866_orig.jpg

As someone who had thirty turkeys in my yard last week, I'm getting a real kick...

Turkeys are fun to watch. They have very complex social systems. Baby turkeys are adorable- little feathered tennis balls. Turkey hierarchy battles are absolutely brutal - the males frequently will fight and do one another serious damage.

It's better than 95% of things on television. With at least one notable exception...

[YmoBeThere]

I used to see a lot of turkeys at the apartment complex I lived at in the North Shore area of Boston. That was over a decade ago.

[bundabergdevil]

I used to see a lot of turkeys at the apartment complex I lived at in the North Shore area of Boston. That was over a decade ago.

Are you using turkeys euphemistically?

[YmoBeThere]

Are you using turkeys euphemistically?

Literally...but there were a few turkeys amongst the neighbors too.

[bundabergdevil]

Literally...but there were a few turkeys amongst the neighbors too.

Did the turkey neighbors have snoods? Bet not. Only real turkeys have snoods.