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  1. #44301
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    New Jersey
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    What does a subatomic duck say?

    Quark! Quark! Quark!
    Why did the watermelon and the honeydew plan a big wedding?

    They cantaloupe
    Rich
    "Failure is Not a Destination"
    Coach K on the Dan Patrick Show, December 22, 2016

  2. #44302
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    Outside Philly
    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    Why did the watermelon and the honeydew plan a big wedding?

    They cantaloupe
    You’re such a Melon head.

  3. #44303
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    Location
    Vermont
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    I love Himalayan possum stew.
    My 1960-something edition of Joy of Cooking has a nice possum recipe.

  4. #44304
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    Undisclosed
    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    I hear what you're saying. But I am the human equivalent of unflavored, room temperature yogurt.
    That’s pleasing. In some cultures.

  5. #44305
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    Outside Philly
    Quote Originally Posted by budwom View Post
    My 1960-something edition of Joy of Cooking has a nice possum recipe.
    Have you read Irma’s backstory?

  6. #44306
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    Vermont
    breaking the yogurt joke barrier!

  7. #44307
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    Outside Philly
    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    That’s pleasing. In some cultures.
    Typically health nut cultures with lots of high activia exercise enthusiasts.

  8. #44308
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    Outside Philly
    Et tu, Bob?

  9. #44309
    Quote Originally Posted by budwom View Post
    hoo?
    My guess is this guy, but I would say Wildcat rather than 'hoo?

    IMG_4005.jpg

    But since -jk likely identifies as male and assuming I'm correct about the gender of Angela Kerr, this isn't his photo.

  10. #44310
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    I saw 2 minks on a 5 mile run at lunch.
    How do you know they were going to run 5 miles? Was it a good conversation?

  11. #44311
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    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    How do you know they were going to run 5 miles? Was it a good conversation?
    It was an invitational.

  12. #44312
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    North Country, New York State
    How many Marines does it take to eat a possum?

    3.

    One to eat and two to be road guards.

  13. #44313
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueTeuf View Post
    How many Marines does it take to eat a possum?

    3.

    One to eat and two to be road guards.
    Must have been a Himalayan possum because they found Himalayan in the road!

  14. #44314
    Okay, am I justified in my outrage:

    Trash pick up in Tuesday. For years it was early afternoon. Then, about six months ago, it shifted to between nine and ten a.m.

    Today the trash came by at 7:10 in the morning!

    Why does this matter? Put your trash out the night before? Because of bears. Can't put them out the night before.

  15. #44315
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    Nov 2007
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    Vermont
    Quote Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15 View Post
    Okay, am I justified in my outrage:

    Trash pick up in Tuesday. For years it was early afternoon. Then, about six months ago, it shifted to between nine and ten a.m.

    Today the trash came by at 7:10 in the morning!

    Why does this matter? Put your trash out the night before? Because of bears. Can't put them out the night before.
    this is precisely why I gave up on trash pickup companies, too erratic for country living. My car is currently loaded for a dump run, I'm on a real high. Maybe it's the coffee.

  16. #44316
    Quote Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15 View Post
    Okay, am I justified in my outrage:

    Trash pick up in Tuesday. For years it was early afternoon. Then, about six months ago, it shifted to between nine and ten a.m.

    Today the trash came by at 7:10 in the morning!

    Why does this matter? Put your trash out the night before? Because of bears. Can't put them out the night before.
    You are definitely justified.

  17. #44317
    I'm up at 6:00 AM usually.

  18. #44318
    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    I'm up at 6:00 AM usually.
    I'm a 5:30, with or without an alarm.

  19. #44319
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    Mar 2010
    Location
    Atlanta 'burbs
    Slackers. 3:00AM. Without any alarm. ((thanks, old prostate!)

  20. #44320
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Atlanta, GA
    First day of school, Vol. 34 coming up very soon.

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