The longest thread ever

[ClemmonsDevil]

Particularly when they(IRS) owe me a lot of money.

Always pay. Wait until the last minute.

[YmoBeThere]

Always pay. Wait until the last minute.

Agreed, I spend a little bit of time minimizing/optimizing my cash flow to them. But what happens is not always up to you when you switch jobs.

[bundabergdevil]

Agreed, I spend a little bit of time minimizing/optimizing my cash flow to them. But what happens is not always up to you when you switch jobs.

Them? It’s our government. You mean “us”!

[OldPhiKap]

Them? It’s our government. You mean “us”!

Us, and them
And after all
We're only ordinary men.
Me and you
God only knows it's not what
We would choose to do

[fidel]

Big important meeting I'm leading in ten! Wish me luck!

And??? Hoping went well!

[bundabergdevil]

And??? Hoping went well!

Ummm, yeah, me too. But if Mtn did mid-meeting rip one, I’d be interested in that story too.

[YmoBeThere]

Did you hear?

[YmoBeThere]

I guess not.

Okay, and on to another subject.

Is there a writ of habeas maybeas?

[YmoBeThere]

And why is there a writ of Matt Damon + us?

[YmoBeThere]

Have you ever been to the firth of forth? Or had a fourth of a fifth?

[fidel]

Yes, and no.

[YmoBeThere]

If there can be silent lucidity, why can't there be silent stupidity?

[fidel]

Stupid is as stupid does.

[YmoBeThere]

Have you ever been to the firth of forth? Or had a fourth of a fifth?

Yes, and no.

For the record, yes and yes. Though I had to look up the latter to check my math.

[budwom]

a fourth of a fifth is simply two gin and tonics in the summer...

[bundabergdevil]

a fourth of a fifth is simply two gin and tonics in the summer...

Your math checks out but you lost me at gin. Blech.

[fidel]

My brain went to four-fifths of a fifth.

Yes and yes 👍

[YmoBeThere]

When it is time for your robot vacuum to begin its appointed rounds, do you ever announce to the other residents of the household in your best Michael Buffer voice, "Let's get ready to Roooooooooomba!"?

[YmoBeThere]

My brain went to four-fifths of a fifth.

Yes and yes 👍

Lol, I wouldn't be upright after that.

[YmoBeThere]

a fourth of a fifth is simply two gin and tonics in the summer...

Your barkeep has a generous pour.