The longest thread ever

[wilson]

It is the most sensual of fried skins. I get it man.

True story: The pork rinds at Dollywood are some of the best theme park food anywhere, and very possibly the best pork rinds anywhere. I go through two large bags on every visit.

[wilson]

In reality, my dentist is amazing. He is unbelievably nice and his assistants and office staff are as well. They all seem to think I am wonderfully accomplished and impossibly witty and charming. I love to go.

My dentist is very good too...she and her staff are very kind and understanding about my anxieties and general aversion, and they communicate honestly but compassionately with me.
I still hate going there.

[aimo]

I eat pork skins and sometimes they still have hair on them. I like to think I am eating and flossing at the same time.

Um, I am pretty sure you have recycled this story. I remember being grossed out from it before.

[Phredd3]

Um, I am pretty sure you have recycled this story. I remember being grossed out from it before.

That is gross: Pork rinds should be composted, not recycled.

[bundabergdevil]

Naked Nirvana baby is suing for child pornography.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/25/entertainment/spencer-elden-nirvana-nevermind-lawsuit-scli-intl/index.html

[YmoBeThere]

Naked Nirvana baby is suing for child pornography.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/25/enter...ntl/index.html

Does this mean I'll have to turn in my copy?

[bundabergdevil]

Does this mean I'll have to turn in my copy?

That album came out when I was in middle school. I remember wondering that kid was going to think when he grew up.

[-jk]

That album came out when I was in middle school. I remember wondering that kid was going to think when he grew up.

Interesting way to try to get a cut. And I don't mean a bris.

-jk

[bundabergdevil]

Interesting way to try to get a cut. And I don't mean a bris.

-jk

Sounds like the original photo shoot was pretty shady and the family wasn’t aware of use intent. I say, go get it if you can. Should be an interesting case.

[budwom]

I have no kids but was under the impression that many were born naked...true?

[YmoBeThere]

I have no kids but was under the impression that many were born naked...true?

Bunda should have evidence that is just a few days old.

[bundabergdevil]

I have no kids but was under the impression that many were born naked...true?

They’re covered in a healthy amount of yak.


Cobain apparently wanted the cover to be of a live birth but was dissuaded.

[ClemmonsDevil]

They’re covered in a healthy amount of yak.


Cobain apparently wanted the cover to be of a live birth but was dissuaded.

Ha! Vernix. Hard to clean off those little suckers.

[budwom]

They’re covered in a healthy amount of yak.


Cobain apparently wanted the cover to be of a live birth but was dissuaded.

ew! Like the deer born in our backyard a couple years ago, mom licked about a quart of slime off that guy...I guess that's some kind of lube to keep him moving down the chute, eh?

just concluded the daily Long Walk...dew point of 71, I'm slimed myself...cooler air tomorrow!

[bundabergdevil]

ew! Like the deer born in our backyard a couple years ago, mom licked about a quart of slime off that guy...I guess that's some kind of lube to keep him moving down the chute, eh?

just concluded the daily Long Walk...dew point of 71, I'm slimed myself...cooler air tomorrow!

A friend of mine ate her own placenta. We opted against.

[ClemmonsDevil]

A friend of mine ate her own placenta. We opted against.

Why would you have eaten that lady's placenta? Perv.

[Phredd3]

Why would you have eaten that lady's placenta? Perv.

Now there's a mental picture I'm stuck with. And I'm pretty sure "perv" is not the word that covers that image, either. Ugh.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Now there's a mental picture I'm stuck with. And I'm pretty sure "perv" is not the word that covers that image, either. Ugh.

The thing that would make me angrier than anything in deliveries was when the when the mom was trying to not use pharmaceutical interventions and she was in obvious distress but the husband would talk down to her about how important it was to stick to the birth plan. I wanted to channel my inner Aimo and take home boy out into the hallway and see how he dealt with pain. I support people doing what they want to do but it ain't none of your damn business if she needs help.

[bundabergdevil]

Why would you have eaten that lady's placenta? Perv.

I try to be a good guest. When offered in someone else’s home, I almost always say “yes”. In this case though, I just couldn’t overlook the host’s bad hired waiters - really offered poor cervix.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I try to be a good guest. When offered in someone else’s home, I almost always say “yes”. In this case though, I just couldn’t overlook the host’s bad hired waiters - really offered poor cervix.

Ok. You win. This was fantastic