The longest thread ever

[budwom]

Triscuits remind me of some of the materials I used to compete with in certain applications when I was an engineer in the '90s. These materials were used in industrial applications and this isn't a compliment.

yes, reminiscent of particle board, same consistency, probably the same taste.

[YmoBeThere]

I'm a rabid anti-dentite!

I knew it! The dentists just interfere with the pleasure of getting a bit of cracker wedged in your gumline. They prevent guilt-free snacking!

[YmoBeThere]

yes, reminiscent of particle board, same consistency, probably the same taste.

You must spread some Comments around before commenting on budwom again.

[Phredd3]

Triscuits are the best crackers ever.

Fight me.

It depends on what you need them for. With cheese, I'm with you. On their own, though, Triscuits are kinda dry and leave you wanting more. For just plain munching, I'm a Wheat Thins guy.

[DukieInKansas]

Am I a cracker snob if I choose Carr's?

Attachment 13542

Best with a baked brie - perhaps lingonberries on top

[Phredd3]

I like to think I’m chaotic-neutral, but at my core I’m lawful-good.

(depends on the law, of course)

You're a lawyer. You know what parts of the law can be safely ignored. That makes you lawful in appearance, but chaotic in reality, not the other way 'round.

[DukieInKansas]

This would be #2 on my cracker list, tied with Cheez-Its.

WHEAT THINS ARE TRASH FOOD.

Fight me.

Wheat Thins should be renamed Wheat Fats - hard to eat just a couple. These were renamed freshman year in Trent.

[Phredd3]

This would be #2 on my cracker list, tied with Cheez-Its.

WHEAT THINS ARE TRASH FOOD.

Fight me.

Yeah, I'll take the boxing gloves on this one.

Cheez-Its are just stupid. It's like someone ran over a bunch of Cheetos (the puffy ones, not the good kind), and tried to bake them back together.

[OldPhiKap]

You're a lawyer. You know what parts of the law can be safely ignored. That makes you lawful in appearance, but chaotic in reality, not the other way 'round.

Good point and a fair read.

[Rich]

Yeah, I'll take the boxing gloves on this one.

Cheez-Its are just stupid. It's like someone ran over a bunch of Cheetos (the puffy ones, not the good kind), and tried to bake them back together.

I'm excited for the discussion about Easy Cheese

[wilson]

...Cheez-Its are just stupid...

Where's my battle axe?

[ClemmonsDevil]

I'm excited for the discussion about Easy Cheese

Is it possible to be simultaneously gross and unbelievably tasty? Asking for a friend.

[wilson]

Is it possible to be simultaneously gross and unbelievably tasty? Asking for a friend.

I eat Beanie Weenees for lunch on the (very) reg, so put me down for "yes."

[ClemmonsDevil]

I eat Beanie Weenees for lunch on the (very) reg, so put me down for "yes."

I eat pork skins and sometimes they still have hair on them. I like to think I am eating and flossing at the same time.

[YmoBeThere]

I eat pork skins and sometimes they still have hair on them. I like to think I am eating and flossing at the same time.

Your dentist would be happy.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Your dentist would be happy.

No dentists. I am anti big tooth.

[wilson]

I eat pork skins and sometimes they still have hair on them. I like to think I am eating and flossing at the same time.

I love pork rinds, to an extent that's hard for me to describe and which would likely horrify a large proportion of the populace.

[wilson]

I'm a rabid anti-dentite!

Me too. I loathe every second in that infernal chair. I have to go in a couple of weeks and I'm not happy about it.
I always reward myself by scheduling dentist appointments at a low-stakes moment during the day so that I at least get the pleasure of a partial day "off."
Then, I usually further reward myself with hot dogs.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I love pork rinds, to an extent that's hard for me to describe and which would likely horrify a large proportion of the populace.

It is the most sensual of fried skins. I get it man.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Me too. I loathe every second in that infernal chair. I have to go in a couple of weeks and I'm not happy about it.
I always reward myself by scheduling dentist appointments at a low-stakes moment during the day so that I at least get the pleasure of a partial day "off."
Then, I usually further reward myself with hot dogs.

In reality, my dentist is amazing. He is unbelievably nice and his assistants and office staff are as well. They all seem to think I am wonderfully accomplished and impossibly witty and charming. I love to go.