The longest thread ever

[YmoBeThere]

We do know they can be toasted, yes?

Which further motivates the gelatinous stuff.

[YmoBeThere]

I guess no one else is considering Back in Black for their one album are they?

[ClemmonsDevil]

I guess no one else is considering Back in Black for their one album are they?

You have a very angry Island.

[YmoBeThere]

Fingers crossed that the IRS is able to follow through on pushing the filing deadline to 5/17/21.

Confirmed by the IRS.

[YmoBeThere]

I’ve got a PPB beef. At the moment, I do miss the PPB.

[grad_devil]

I’ve got a PPB beef. At the moment, I do miss the PPB.

Beef > turkey, from what I hear.

It's a sore spot for some, so i wouldn't dwell on it.

[OldPhiKap]

“ I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semicircle.”

— Mitch Hedberg

(since grad_devil has been carrying most of the weight on this source)

[grad_devil]

“ I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semicircle.”

— Mitch Hedberg

(since grad_devil has been carrying most of the weight on this source)

That's a good one. I can't spork, but I really want to. I must be more promiscuous.

It appears there are several Mitch fans on this thread. It's fun hearing your favorites - keep 'em coming!

[ClemmonsDevil]

“ I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semicircle.”

— Mitch Hedberg

(since grad_devil has been carrying most of the weight on this source)

This is my favorite thus far.

[OldPhiKap]

“ A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.”

— Mitch Hedberg

[YmoBeThere]

“ A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.”

— Mitch Hedberg

Another vote for the condiments being the star of the show.

[bundabergdevil]

You have a very angry Island.

Ymo just under his lonely coconut tree air guitaring and head banging and getting sand in his bits...

[bundabergdevil]

“ A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.”

— Mitch Hedberg

(and melted butter)

[YmoBeThere]

Beef > turkey, from what I hear.

It's a sore spot for some, so i wouldn't dwell on it.

I don't have a dwell meter...

[Bostondevil]

Online theater is tough to do and, I'll be honest, tough to enjoy. It's not the same. That said, theaters are trying stuff. I helped with a thing. I didn't do a whole lot but I did a little (some of the writing). The show runs this weekend online. Tickets are CHEAP. If you want to try something different, give it a whirl.

Here's the link for tickets (everyone in the house can watch for the price of one ticket) - http://www.theatretogo.com/ttg/

I guarantee at least one laugh.

Here's a sample of what I think was my best rhyme contribution (although I'm not sure if it made the final cut of the script):

What's this? I need a box to store it in
with her pills - hydroxychloroquine

[ClemmonsDevil]

I don't have a dwell meter...

Far from convincing people, I brought about 2 weeks of turkey hegemony. In the past 2 weeks I have eaten a salad with turkey and some smoked turkey from a good BBQ place. Both were good. I lost.

[ClemmonsDevil]

hydroxychloroquine

I'm fairly certain this is the longest word that the vast majority of people in my life can pronounce properly.

[bundabergdevil]

Far from convincing people, I brought about 2 weeks of turkey hegemony. In the past 2 weeks I have eaten a salad with turkey and some smoked turkey from a good BBQ place. Both were good. I lost.

I have combined your favorite music video, Rump Shaker, with your favorite meat. Observe, please:

[ClemmonsDevil]

I see where you were going with this and it would probably be humorous if this weren't such a serious subject. The greatest video of all time, and therefore my favorite video is "Pumps and a bump" by MC Hammer. OBVIOUSLY this is not up for debate.
Watch "Hammer - Pumps & A Bump [Music Video]" on YouTube
https://youtu.be/GD_qTRDbXno

[YmoBeThere]

I see where you were going with this and it would probably be humorous if this weren't such a serious subject. The greatest video of all time, and therefore my favorite video is "Pumps and a bump" by MC Hammer. OBVIOUSLY this is not up for debate.
Watch "Hammer - Pumps & A Bump [Music Video]" on YouTube
https://youtu.be/GD_qTRDbXno

I used to insure Hammer's vehicles years ago. With the obvious pleas..."Please Hammer don't hurt them."