The longest thread ever

[bundabergdevil]

1. I have 1 follower.

My dog and my son seem to follow me around the house.

[ClemmonsDevil]

My dog and my son seem to follow me around the house.

Talking about the Twitters, but you are going to miss your son following you around the house.

[YmoBeThere]

I followed my lawn mower around and then my broadcast spreader for a few hours today.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I followed my lawn mower around and then my broadcast spreader for a few hours today.

I know. I spoke to them and told them they were going to miss you.

[YmoBeThere]

I know. I spoke to them and told them they were going to miss you.

Oh no, am I going AWOL? I also spent quite a bit of time with the rake and the broom. Did you tell them also?

[ClemmonsDevil]

Oh no, am I going AWOL?

I'm not supposed to discuss this. I've said too much.

[YmoBeThere]

Cherry pie for Pi Day today.

[YmoBeThere]

I'm not supposed to discuss this. I've said too much.

It has been a while since I've had a security clearance.

[ClemmonsDevil]

It has been a while since I've had a security clearance.

Which explains why you don't know...

[bundabergdevil]

I followed my lawn mower around and then my broadcast spreader for a few hours today.

You come across as a gentleman with a well-tended lawn.

[bundabergdevil]

Talking about the Twitters, but you are going to miss your son following you around the house.

Yeah. My dog, too.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Yeah. My dog, too.

Maybe.

[bundabergdevil]

Season's over again.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Saw that.

[bundabergdevil]

I have it on good authority that the suds saw some idle banter on this thread about recent progress on post counts and actively upped their own posting to counter the last few days. Very good authority.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I have it on good authority that the suds saw some idle banter on this thread about recent progress on post counts and actively upped their own posting to counter the last few days. Very good authority.

They are getting after it.

[bundabergdevil]

They are getting after it.

I thought it might just have been because it's the weekend but they keep track of things over here. They're sneaky and competitive. I once went on a 3 page posting spree about hummingbirds and they took notice and began posting non-stop about hummingbird beer. I was not amused.

[aimo]

Cherry pie for Pi Day today.

I had a Moonpie. Does that count? Or is that another thread . . .

[ClemmonsDevil]

I thought it might just have been because it's the weekend but they keep track of things over here. They're sneaky and competitive. I once went on a 3 page posting spree about hummingbirds and they took notice and began posting non-stop about hummingbird beer. I was not amused.

Whenever I go over there they bust my chops about what I have posted on here. Which ain't easy. I'm verbose.

[bundabergdevil]

Whenever I go over there they bust my chops about what I have posted on here. Which ain't easy. I'm verbose.

Exactly. They keep an eye on things.

In other news, if you ever want to sex a duck, you need to press gently outside it's cloaca to make it invert. It's a process called 'venting'.