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[YmoBeThere]

So my W-2s are now available. I'm tempted to download ghem now and work on my taxes.

[bundabergdevil]

So my W-2s are now available. I'm tempted to download ghem now and work on my taxes.

You, my friend, have unusual temptations.

[Phredd3]

Apology accepted.

Thank you. And I apologize for using "impune" incorrectly. I meant "impugn". I know you know that, but it bugs me!

[YmoBeThere]

You, my friend, have unusual temptations.

I just want my money back...

[budwom]

So my W-2s are now available. I'm tempted to download ghem now and work on my taxes.

mine are slooooow to arrive this year

[Bostondevil]

Thank you. And I apologize for using "impune" incorrectly. I meant "impugn". I know you know that, but it bugs me!

I never, ever publicly correct someone else's grammar. I view that as worse than the original grammatical sin. Unless it's Clem, cause then it's funny.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I never, ever publicly correct someone else's grammar. I view that as worse than the original grammatical sin. Unless it's Clem, cause then it's funny.

Hahaha! This made me laugh out loud!

[wilson]

I never, ever publicly correct someone else's grammar. I view that as worse than the original grammatical sin. Unless it's Clem, cause then it's funny.

I do, because I teach 7th grade and these people are linguistic cretins.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I do, because I teach 7th grade and these people are linguistic cretins.

It's like I taught them K-6.

[Rich]

I never, ever publicly correct someone else's grammar. I view that as worse than the original grammatical sin. Unless it's Clem, cause then it's funny.

Seeking advice: I'm a 56 yo male, single and dating. I'm an attorney and graduated from Duke so fairly well educated (IMO). I was texting with a woman referred by a friend last night. She added an apostrophe to every word that ended in an "s" regardless of whether it was plural or possessive (as in, "I'm having dinner with my son's over the weekend" or, when describing her work, "I do lot's of wedding parties"). Dealbreaker?

[OldPhiKap]

Seeking advice: I'm a 56 yo male, single and dating. I'm an attorney and graduated from Duke so fairly well educated (IMO). I was texting with a woman referred by a friend last night. She added an apostrophe to every word that ended in an "s" regardless of whether it was plural or possessive (as in, "I'm having dinner with my son's over the weekend" or, when describing her work, "I do lot's of wedding parties"). Dealbreaker?

Nope. Have a great dinner you two!

[budwom]

Seeking advice: I'm a 56 yo male, single and dating. I'm an attorney and graduated from Duke so fairly well educated (IMO). I was texting with a woman referred by a friend last night. She added an apostrophe to every word that ended in an "s" regardless of whether it was plural or possessive (as in, "I'm having dinner with my son's over the weekend" or, when describing her work, "I do lot's of wedding parties"). Dealbreaker?

No, but it bear's watching.

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

No, but it bear's watching.

This.

Bears repeating.

[budwom]

I admit I used to be a member of a local apostrophe militia, and we were known for taking action.

[fidel]

Seeking advice: I'm a 56 yo male, single and dating. I'm an attorney and graduated from Duke so fairly well educated (IMO). I was texting with a woman referred by a friend last night. She added an apostrophe to every word that ended in an "s" regardless of whether it was plural or possessive (as in, "I'm having dinner with my son's over the weekend" or, when describing her work, "I do lot's of wedding parties"). Dealbreaker?

Depend's.

Ah, who am I kidding. Go have fun.

[Bostondevil]

Seeking advice: I'm a 56 yo male, single and dating. I'm an attorney and graduated from Duke so fairly well educated (IMO). I was texting with a woman referred by a friend last night. She added an apostrophe to every word that ended in an "s" regardless of whether it was plural or possessive (as in, "I'm having dinner with my son's over the weekend" or, when describing her work, "I do lot's of wedding parties"). Dealbreaker?

If it's a phone text, chalk it up to autocorrect. Once you've met her, you can decide if it's autocorrect or not. At that point, it's up to you. Can you stand getting note's/email's/text's that contain that contain that many apostrophe's? For how long?

For me, personally? Probably a dealbreaker.

[House P]

Seeking advice: I'm a 56 yo male, single and dating. I'm an attorney and graduated from Duke so fairly well educated (IMO). I was texting with a woman referred by a friend last night. She added an apostrophe to every word that ended in an "s" regardless of whether it was plural or possessive (as in, "I'm having dinner with my son's over the weekend" or, when describing her work, "I do lot's of wedding parties"). Dealbreaker?

Sounds like you're worried that she may be the possessive type.

[budwom]

Sounds like you're worried that she may be the possessive type.

If she chews gum and sticks it on the underside of the table I ‘d bail

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

Sounds like you're worried that she may be the possessive type.

Sporked

[Kdogg]

Seeking advice: I'm a 56 yo male, single and dating. I'm an attorney and graduated from Duke so fairly well educated (IMO). I was texting with a woman referred by a friend last night. She added an apostrophe to every word that ended in an "s" regardless of whether it was plural or possessive (as in, "I'm having dinner with my son's over the weekend" or, when describing her work, "I do lot's of wedding parties"). Dealbreaker?

I’m the last person to pass judgement on grammar.
Since you said it happens every time, it might be an artifact from Speak to Text transcription. Heck it might even be a TikTok trend.