Gary really didn't sweat yesterday.
Quit posting. You're slowing me down on posting the top 5.
5. Too busy making plans for postgame riot.
4. Their Boozer was better than ours.
I missed Dick Vitale.
3. Kept wishing Battier really was our daddy.
2. Juan Dixon? We needed two Dixons.
and the #1 top terp excuse...
Didn't see any SPEAR THE TURTLE signs.
1. There's no K in Maryland.
Time for a Brooklyn Black Chocolate Stout.