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  1. #3681
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    Earlham

    I just learned about the existence of Earlham College in Richmond, Indiana. Is this college named after EarlJam? Is EarlJam a quaker?

  2. #3682
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish80 View Post
    I just learned about the existence of Earlham College in Richmond, Indiana. Is this college named after EarlJam? Is EarlJam a quaker?
    don't you mean quaCker?

  3. #3683
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    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    don't you mean quaCker?
    You just posted that to try to keep your thread post count ahead of mine!

    If a quaker went to a game in green bay and wore a cheese head, would that be cheese on a quaker?

  4. #3684
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish80 View Post
    You just posted that to try to keep your thread post count ahead of mine!

    If a quaker went to a game in green bay and wore a cheese head, would that be cheese on a quaker?
    Yes

  5. #3685
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish80 View Post
    You just posted that to try to keep your thread post count ahead of mine!

    If a quaker went to a game in green bay and wore a cheese head, would that be cheese on a quaker?
    The obvious follow up is: if a duck went to GB with a cheese head, would that be cheese on a quacker

  6. #3686
    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    The obvious follow up is: if a duck went to GB with a cheese head, would that be cheese on a quacker
    That's the worst thing I've ever read.

  7. #3687
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    Quote Originally Posted by billybreen View Post
    That's the worst thing I've ever read.
    Umm... on the OTB, that is. The PPB has had much worse.

  8. #3688
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    Quote Originally Posted by billybreen View Post
    That's the worst thing I've ever read.
    You must have missed some of the polls and personal hygiene/habit discussions then. Mine's just a silly play on words and not much different than the "set up" line.

  9. #3689
    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    You must have missed some of the polls and personal hygiene/habit discussions then. Mine's just a silly play on words and not much different than the "set up" line.
    I just lovehate plays on words. Here's one:

    Why did Little Miss Muffet cross the road? She had the right of whey.

  10. #3690
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    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    You must have missed some of the polls and personal hygiene/habit discussions then. Mine's just a silly play on words and not much different than the "set up" line.
    Yes, you are correct sir, yes.

    And don't forget discussions about Ace of Base.

    Ugh!

    Then again, these don't rival recent PPB discussions about politics.
    Cheers,
    Lavabe

  11. #3691
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    Quote Originally Posted by billybreen View Post
    I just lovehate plays on words. Here's one:

    Why did Little Miss Muffet cross the road? She had the right of whey.
    I just hope nobody spi(e)d 'er as she crossed the road

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    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    The obvious follow up is: if a duck went to GB with a cheese head, would that be cheese on a quacker
    Cheese on a quacker? That's just ducky!

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    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    The obvious follow up is: if a duck went to GB with a cheese head, would that be cheese on a quacker
    Why would a duck go to a packer's game? Maybe you meant a quacker's game? Ouch, that's lame. Would that make it a lame duck?

  14. #3694
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    Y'all are starting to remind me of my dad, the worst punster alive. Isn't that true of everybody's dad?

  15. #3695
    Quote Originally Posted by Bostondevil View Post
    Y'all are starting to remind me of my dad, the worst punster alive. Isn't that true of everybody's dad?
    My dad is certainly up there.

  16. #3696
    Quote Originally Posted by Bostondevil View Post
    Y'all are starting to remind me of my dad, the worst punster alive. Isn't that true of everybody's dad?
    My brother is actually much punnier than my father was.

  17. #3697
    Quote Originally Posted by Bostondevil View Post
    Y'all are starting to remind me of my dad, the worst punster alive. Isn't that true of everybody's dad?

    And you had any doubt of the value of this thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostondevil View Post
    Y'all are starting to remind me of my dad, the worst punster alive. Isn't that true of everybody's dad?
    I'm a triple dad, and a punster on a downward spiral into the depths of pundom. (Curiously, for pundom spell checker suggests random condom kingdom. )

    My daughters want me to write a book of bad puns.

    I'm struggling with the title. My Best Book of Bad Puns? Punitive Puns Gone Horribly Wrong? Fishing For Puns?

  19. #3699
    Quote Originally Posted by Fish80 View Post
    I'm a triple dad, and a punster on a downward spiral into the depths of pundom. (Curiously, for pundom spell checker suggests random condom kingdom. )

    My daughters want me to write a book of bad puns.

    I'm struggling with the title. My Best Book of Bad Puns? Punitive Puns Gone Horribly Wrong? Fishing For Puns?
    Just remember that Get Thee to a Punnery has been taken.

  20. #3700
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish80 View Post
    I'm a triple dad, and a punster on a downward spiral into the depths of pundom. (Curiously, for pundom spell checker suggests random condom kingdom. )

    My daughters want me to write a book of bad puns.

    I'm struggling with the title. My Best Book of Bad Puns? Punitive Puns Gone Horribly Wrong? Fishing For Puns?
    How about: These Things (puns) Really Aren't Punny

    (doubt this one gets selected)

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