I'm having a similar problem.
Trump is all "our potatoes must be baked again! They are good potatoes. Great potatoes! Only from Idaho! We will make our baked potatoes great again!!!"
Hillary is all "I like potatoes the way you do. And I brought my own hot sauce in my purse."
Gary Johnson is all "I don't think it's the role of the government to dictate potato preparation. But when I get the munchies, Lay's Wavy chips are killer."
Jill Stein believes in cooking potatoes by solar power, otherwise raw.
Potatoes are merely a ketchup delivery tool...
I don't really like ketchup. I rarely eat it.
No worries, I'll eat your share...
Steak and stake, two different things.
Lime and Lyme, two different things.
Bread and bred, two different things.
Ketchup and catsup, the same thing? I don't think so.
Shady, shady, shady.
Shady.
A rose by any other name . . .
Maybe I should go to a fast food restaurant and drink straight from the ketchup spigot?
By the way, I love mustards also.
Hey, to win this war against the "others," we need to start some sort of game here. Any ideas?