Off to Lowe’s to pick up 3 pieces of deck lumber for deck repair. But first, a quick stop to rob a convenience store. Wish me luck.
On second thought, maybe I should hit a bank, since I also have to buy chlorine for the pool.
Interviewing people for my old position today. Sorta weird.
Life is Good PBJ Shirt.jpg
I bought this shirt for Nephew Alex.
Proposed interview question: How many push-ups can you do in 10 minutes?
Second proposed interview question: Smooth or crunchy?
Behavioral interview question: You have 3 chores, CostCo, the dump, and Lowes. What order do you do them in and why?
Hah, that's great!
Tell us about a particular time turkey has disappointed you.
You walk into a barbecue restaurant and order the three meat combo. Explain why fatty brisket is always option number one. If you feel that brisket is not option number one please collect your belongings and never contact us again.
I'm going to eat an obscene amount of buffalo wings for dinner today. I deserve it.