The longest thread ever

[bundabergdevil]

You people are sickos.
Meet Clark. He’s half pug, half Boston terrier.
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Delightful. Not sure how he’ll put his keys in the bowl if he can’t drive though!

[OldPhiKap]

You people are sickos.

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In other news, water is wet. Film at 11.

Welcome Clark!

[DukieInKansas]

Welcome, Clark. You're a cutie.

[YmoBeThere]

Hopefully, the last mow of the year.

[bundabergdevil]

Hopefully, the last mow of the year.

Last roll in the grass, too?

[aimo]

I’m almost positive that a Carly Simon song is about me. It has some pretty specific information.

She knew you'd probably think that song was about you.

Geez, you're so vain!

[OldPhiKap]

Geez, you're so vain!

Well, I did fly her to Nova Scotia to see a total eclipse of the sun. I figure it is more deductive reasoning.

[Indoor66]

Well, I did fly her to Nova Scotia to see a total eclipse of the sun. I figure it is more deductive reasoning.

But did you get to Saratoga?

[OldPhiKap]

But did you get to Saratoga?

Yup. And I kept her apricot scarf.

I think I must have a scarf fetish. TSwift is still pissed about me keeping hers tbh.

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

You people are sickos.
Meet Clark. He’s half pug, half Boston terrier.
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I can't even...

Congrats on dog?!!

[ClemmonsDevil]

I can't even...

It's easy if you try.

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

Neighbor had her 75th birthday today. She's one od the most amazing humans ever. Spent most of her professional life as a middle school guidance counselor. There is no more noble profession, in my opinion.

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[YmoBeThere]

It is Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. (You need to increase the Reverb on your keyboard when you type that.)

[wilson]

I was standing at the grocery doors when they opened this morning, and now I’m about to check out with my turkey. As many of you know, this makes me a very, very happy man.

[bundabergdevil]

Neighbor had her 75th birthday today. She's one od the most amazing humans ever. Spent most of her professional life as a middle school guidance counselor. There is no more noble profession, in my opinion.

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Very nice!

That is A LOT of puberty to deal with in a lifetime!

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

Very nice!

That is A LOT of puberty to deal with in a lifetime!

Among other things. She's a gem of a human being and I am happy to have her in my life and my neighborhood.

The sort of neighbor where sometimes there's a loaf of fresh bread waiting on the porch when you get home.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I was standing at the grocery doors when they opened this morning, and now I’m about to check out with my turkey. As many of you know, this makes me a very, very happy man.

Yeah. But it's turkey and not a better meat. So you are only 12% as happy as you could be.

[wilson]

Yeah. But it's turkey and not a better meat. So you are only 12% as happy as you could be.

Keep it up, Clem. Keep it up.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Keep it up, Clem. Keep it up.

To be fair I was the equivalent of turkey when I was on the dating scene. There were better options. But I was an option.

[YmoBeThere]

To be fair I was the equivalent of turkey when I was on the dating scene. There were better options. But I was an option.

Isn't that kind of being unfair to turkeys?