A friend was putting a pool in and discovered his backyard was nothing but granite under 8" of clay (masquerading as topsoil). I suggested he carve a pool out of the granite and use a clear sealant. It would have been beautiful!
Alas, he didn't take me up on it. He got a boring, but still expensive, pool.
-jk
Need to think of more equine jokes...
Did someone say horse jokes?
These puns are getting farrier and farrier from funny.
We have the bit between our teeth now. There may be no reining us in.
Mother-of-weezie used to comment that there are a lot more horses patoots in the world than there are horses.
Not a pun, I know.
Nothing incites bodily violence quicker than a Duke fan turning in your direction and saying 'scoreboard.'
Frau Blucher!!!!