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  1. #57241
    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    Why would you even make single ply toilet paper?!?!
    Maybe because your sewage line from your 60's rancher is Orangeburg piping - a faux clay material that was popular for about 3 years and predicably enough tends to collapse or just break apart after (checks his watch) about fifty years and you haven't replaced it yet?

  2. #57242
    Quote Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15 View Post
    Maybe because your sewage line from your 60's rancher is Orangeburg piping - a faux clay material that was popular for about 3 years and predicably enough tends to collapse or just break apart after (checks his watch) about fifty years and you haven't replaced it yet?
    But single ply toilet paper forces you to fold it to make it three ply because the single Plies are so Gauzy. And you have to go wash the poop off your thumb.

  3. #57243
    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    But single ply toilet paper forces you to fold it to make it three ply because the single Plies are so Gauzy. And you have to go wash the poop off your thumb.
    I don't suggest it's a good mechanism. But sometimes it's required.

  4. #57244
    Quote Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15 View Post
    I don't suggest it's a good mechanism. But sometimes it's required.
    But you're going to use the same amount of toilet paper.

  5. #57245
    Also if we ever get really mad at the moderators and decide to form a breakaway group it will definitely be called Dweeber.

  6. #57246
    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    But you're going to use the same amount of toilet paper.
    You're just going to have to trust me on this one. If you don't use single-ply in my house, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME.

  7. #57247
    Quote Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15 View Post
    You're just going to have to trust me on this one. If you don't use single-ply in my house, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME.
    You are an absolute monster. I can't believe you have John Wayne toilet paper. It's rough and tough and don't take no I'm a real wanker for saying this.I'm a real wanker for saying this.I'm a real wanker for saying this.I'm a real wanker for saying this. off nobody.

  8. #57248
    I'm guessing there must be some sort of wankerizer contest underway.

  9. #57249
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    Hah. Those are gone.

  10. #57250
    Quote Originally Posted by 75Crazie View Post
    I'm guessing there must be some sort of wankerizer contest underway.
    Sometimes you have to swear. Some things are deserving of an expletive. Single-ply toilet paper is one of those things.

  11. #57251
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Hah. Those are gone.
    Aimo narced.

  12. #57252
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    Aimo narced.
    Well, she’s not getting invited to go skiing (taps nose).

  13. #57253
    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    Sometimes you have to swear. Some things are deserving of an expletive. Single-ply toilet paper is one of those things.
    A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Trust me, single-ply is not fun. But the alternative is, well, worse.

  14. #57254
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    Aimo narced.
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Well, she’s not getting invited to go skiing (taps nose).
    Can we bring back the political discussion, please? It's better than where the discussion is going now!

  15. #57255
    Quote Originally Posted by aimo View Post
    Can we bring back the political discussion, please? It's better than where the discussion is going now!
    Hahaha! I've been laughing for the last hour thinking about when you would see this.

  16. #57256
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15 View Post
    A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Trust me, single-ply is not fun. But the alternative is, well, worse.
    gut wrenching memories of the early pandemic.

  17. #57257
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    I just splurged on a Chick-fil-a Peppermint Chip shake. Yummy.

  18. #57258
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    Quote Originally Posted by aimo View Post
    I just splurged on a Chick-fil-a Peppermint Chip shake. Yummy.
    Sounds like you got a nice pay day from the Feds!

  19. #57259
    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    Why would you even make single ply toilet paper?!?!
    If you can't make single ply, how can you expect to make multi-ply, Daniel-san?

  20. #57260
    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    If you can't make single ply, how can you expect to make multi-ply, Daniel-san?
    Wax on.

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