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[ClemmonsDevil]

Tom Waits is still alive.

That's the spirit! He will always live in your heart!

[OldPhiKap]

Well I got a bad liver and a broken heart
yea I drunk me a river since you tore me apart
and I don't have a drinking problem
cept when I can't get a drink

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[OldPhiKap]

Sing me a rainbow. Steal me a dream.

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[OldPhiKap]

I did my time in the jail of your arms.

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[OldPhiKap]

Hang on St. Christopher through the smoke and the oil
Buckle down the rumble seat, let the radiator boil
Got an overhead downshift and a two-dollar grill
Got an '85 cabin on an '85 hill
Hang on St. Christopher on the passenger side
Open it up, tonight the devil can ride

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[bundabergdevil]

Tom Waits is still alive.

No, he was decapitated when he skied into a cable at the World Alpine Ski Championship at Beaver Creek. It was a whole thing. Surprised a big fan like you didn't know.

[ClemmonsDevil]

No, he was decapitated when he skied into a cable at the World Alpine Ski Championship at Beaver Creek. It was a whole thing. Surprised a big fan like you didn't know.

His capa was detated?!?!

[bundabergdevil]

His capa was detated?!?!

Yep. He was two weeks away from retirement, too. Sad.

[bundabergdevil]

Does anyone else call the numbers on missing dog posters and just bark into the phone?

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

No, he was decapitated when he skied into a cable at the World Alpine Ski Championship at Beaver Creek. It was a whole thing. Surprised a big fan like you didn't know.

Moose out front shoulda told ya.

[OldPhiKap]

Got no time for the corner boys,
Down in the street makin' all that noise,
Don't want no whores on eighth avenue,
Cause tonight I'm gonna be with you.

'Cause tonight I'm gonna take that ride,
Across the river to the Jersey side,
Take my baby to the carnival,
And I'll take you on all the rides….

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[OldPhiKap]

Outside another yellow moon
Punched a hole in the nighttime, yes
I climb through the window and down to the street
I'm shining like a new dime
The downtown trains are full
With all those Brooklyn girls
They try so hard to break out of their little worlds

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[OldPhiKap]

In a land there's a town, and in that town there's a house
And in that house there's a woman
And in that woman there's a heart I love
I'm gonna take it with me when I go

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[ClemmonsDevil]

Moose out front shoulda told ya.

That's some fine John Candy!

[bundabergdevil]

That's some fine John Candy!

Indeed. Not quoted enough on this thread, IMO.

[aimo]

That's some fine John Candy!

Indeed. Not quoted enough on this thread, IMO.

I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

[bundabergdevil]

I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

Nice. Very nice.

Spaceballs, so much nostalgia!

[ClemmonsDevil]

I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

I did leave one at a funeral parlor once. Yeah, it was terrible too. I was all distraught and everything. The wife and I, we left the little tyke there in the funeral parlor all day. All day. You know, we went back at night, when we came to our senses, there he was. Apparently he was there all day with a corpse. Now, he was okay. You know, after six, seven weeks, he came around and started talking again. But he's okay. They get over it. Kids are resilient like that.

[bundabergdevil]

I did leave one at a funeral parlor once. Yeah, it was terrible too. I was all distraught and everything. The wife and I, we left the little tyke there in the funeral parlor all day. All day. You know, we went back at night, when we came to our senses, there he was. Apparently he was there all day with a corpse. Now, he was okay. You know, after six, seven weeks, he came around and started talking again. But he's okay. They get over it. Kids are resilient like that.

Didn’t think it was funny as a kid, but now I think it’s hilarious.

[aimo]

I did leave one at a funeral parlor once. Yeah, it was terrible too. I was all distraught and everything. The wife and I, we left the little tyke there in the funeral parlor all day. All day. You know, we went back at night, when we came to our senses, there he was. Apparently he was there all day with a corpse. Now, he was okay. You know, after six, seven weeks, he came around and started talking again. But he's okay. They get over it. Kids are resilient like that.

"Polka, polka, polka!!!"