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[Phredd3]

Not until after Memorial Day...

I've never met a male who followed that rule. Most don't even know it exists.

[ClemmonsDevil]

What exactly does this mean? You're not allowed to wear white?

I will invariably spill something on it. Also I am "damaged goods". But mostly because I am a messy eater.

[aimo]

I've never met a male who followed that rule. Most don't even know it exists.

I am female and I never heard that.

I will invariably spill something on it. Also I am "damaged goods". But mostly because I am a messy eater.

Is it any different with a yellow, blue or pink shirt? I spilled not b/c of its color but the fact that it is new. Guaranteed disaster. Should have known better.

[Phredd3]

Is it any different with a yellow, blue or pink shirt? I spilled not b/c of its color but the fact that it is new. Guaranteed disaster. Should have known better.

The real error, of course, is not the newness of the garment, but the color of the food. If I bring red sauce anything to work, I either better wear black or bring a change of clothes. A man's got to know his limitations.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I am female and I never heard that.



Is it any different with a yellow, blue or pink shirt? I spilled not b/c of its color but the fact that it is new. Guaranteed disaster. Should have known better.

For me wearing white magnifies the effect.

[OldPhiKap]

I thought you could only wear white if you were a virgin.

[Phredd3]

I thought you could only wear white if you were a virgin.

AND it's after Memorial Day. Try to keep up.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I thought you could only wear white if you were a virgin.

Not a virgin, but there haven't been THAT many exposures. So ivory is definitely in play.

[bundabergdevil]

Bless your peasant hearts...


https://learningenglish.voanews.com/...20are%20summer.

[wilson]

I thought you could only wear white if you were a virgin.

AND it's after Memorial Day. Try to keep up.

I mean, right now it's, like, more than nine months after Memorial Day. So I'm good.

[DukieInKansas]

I mean, right now it's, like, more than nine months after Memorial Day. So I'm good.

But there is also the not after Labor Day part of the rule.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I am in a coffee shop in a white t shirt. Bold choice, let's see how it works out.

[aimo]

I am in a coffee shop in a white t shirt. Bold choice, let's see how it works out.

My blouse is in the washer. Waiting to see how IT works out.

[wilson]

But there is also the not after Labor Day part of the rule.

But Labor Day isn’t for another 6 months!

[ClemmonsDevil]

My blouse is in the washer. Waiting to see how IT works out.

I get it. 1 coffee and 1 beer later I am unscathed.

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

My blouse is in the washer. Waiting to see how IT works out.

I fixed my washer last week. If it doesn't work out, lemme know. I'll offer you my handy man rates.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Pintos, onions and spicy chow-chow.

[TruBlu]

Pintos, onions and spicy chow-chow.

No fatback or cornbread? You ain’t doing it right.

Also, lose the chow-chow.

[bundabergdevil]

No fatback or cornbread? You ain’t doing it right.

Also, lose the chow-chow.

Agree. No chow-chow, I just don't relish the thought.

[ClemmonsDevil]

No fatback or cornbread? You ain’t doing it right.

Also, lose the chow-chow.

Cooked with a ham hock. No cornbread because I don't eat bread. Agree cornbread is great.