The longest thread ever

[bundabergdevil]

If it was entitled "Hey...dinner was nice but I'm leaving with these guys to go to another party" it would be like my prom night.

I bet they could all in-game dunk.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I bet they could all in-game dunk.

You can't fault her.

[wilson]

Titty Titty Tornado.

This is the closest so far, though still only 1 of 3.

[ClemmonsDevil]

This is the closest so far, though still only 1 of 3.

So it's a lady with only one breast?

[wilson]

So it's a lady with only one breast?

Nope. It's a man, a lady, and a funnel cloud.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Nope. It's a man, a lady, and a funnel cloud.

So "Adam's apple, no Adam's apple tornado". Got it.

[OldPhiKap]

My luck is so bad that I could dive into a pool full of boobs, and come up sucking my thumb.

I’m so lazy, I married a pregnant woman.

[aimo]

This is the closest so far, though still only 1 of 3.

Alliteration really does add.

[wilson]

I'll be giving a primer on the Ukraine/Russia situation to my 7th and 8th graders (via Zoom) in a few minutes. We do current events on Fridays, and just last week, we started a series of conversations about how history affects them. This situation, though horrible and worrisome, does get my historian juices flowing, and the timing is good to get them thinking about some things.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Alliteration really does add.

Honestly he should have asked you.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I'll be giving a primer on the Ukraine/Russia situation to my 7th and 8th graders (via Zoom) in a few minutes. We do current events on Fridays, and just last week, we started a series of conversations about how history affects them. This situation, though horrible and worrisome, does get my historian juices flowing, and the timing is good to get them thinking about some things.

I would enjoy sitting in on this.

[budwom]

Distressingly, most kids I talk to know essentially nothing about geography...they couldn't name a quarter of U.S. states on a map, much less find Ukraine...

[wilson]

I would enjoy sitting in on this.

Hell, I'd be willing to give an LTE presentation if anyone cares to sit in on it. I certainly don't have [redacted] else to do for at least several more days...

[75Crazie]

Distressingly, most kids I talk to know essentially nothing about geography...they couldn't name a quarter of U.S. states on a map, much less find Ukraine...

What's a map?

[wilson]

What's a map?

Heh.
I love maps. Use them on a daily basis in class.
I also enjoy maps as home decor and as a source of personal inspiration. I don't get how people stare at them and are unable to even articulate a potential use for them.

[ClemmonsDevil]

[redacted]

Titty?

[ClemmonsDevil]

Heh.
I love maps. Use them on a daily basis in class.
I also enjoy maps as home decor and as a source of personal inspiration. I don't get how people stare at them and are unable to even articulate a potential use for them.

I literally have a map tattooed on my arm. I love maps too.

[wilson]

I literally have a map tattooed on my arm. I love maps too.

That's rad. I'll eventually have a map indelibly inscribed into my dermal tissue as well. What do you have?

[aimo]

Titty?

Why did this make me chortle?

Did you just use that as an excuse to post titty?

[wilson]

Why did this make me chortle?

Did you just use that as an excuse to post titty?

"Titty chortle" sounds like some sort of twee British euphemism for...I dunno what.