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  1. #50161
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    Okay.

    If you're Russian when you go into the bathroom and you're Finnish when you come out, what are you in between?


    Eur-a-pean!


    I'm an effing treasure.

  2. #50162
    Quote Originally Posted by aimo View Post
    You really can't top a story that begins with, "The KGB got to fondle my underwear . . ."
    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    I got nothing.
    Closest I can come is North Korea probably had a file on me. My mother was assured they had one on her.

  3. #50163
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    Because "One Night in Krung Thep Maha Nakhon" is hard to fit into a rhythm.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world...nge/ar-AATYybj

  4. #50164
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    Quote Originally Posted by dudog84 View Post
    Because "One Night in Krung Thep Maha Nakhon" is hard to fit into a rhythm.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world...nge/ar-AATYybj
    I've always wondered if the first president of the World Anti-Doping Agency was born there.

  5. #50165
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    Quote Originally Posted by DukieInKansas View Post
    Closest I can come is North Korea probably had a file on me. My mother was assured they had one on her.
    That's actually pretty close! Would I be too bold to ask why?

  6. #50166
    Quote Originally Posted by aimo View Post
    That's actually pretty close! Would I be too bold to ask why?
    EXACTLY!!!!!!!! What Dink?!?! What?!?!

  7. #50167
    Quote Originally Posted by Phredd3 View Post
    I would venture to guess that new recruits know as much or more about Michael B. Jordan than they do about the older one. And yeah, the older one played two coaches ago. It's a reputation point, but not a deal closer.
    I've always wanted to do this, Right Said Phredd!

  8. #50168
    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    I've always wanted to do this, Right Said Phredd!
    I don't agree with Phredd/Budwom/Bostondevil here, but I support the hell out of this.

  9. #50169
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    Quote Originally Posted by DukieInKansas View Post
    Closest I can come is North Korea probably had a file on me. My mother was assured they had one on her.
    Explain please.

  10. #50170
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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Okay.

    If you're Russian when you go into the bathroom and you're Finnish when you come out, what are you in between?


    Eur-a-pean!


    I'm an effing treasure.
    On my initial foray into Russian toilet conditions upon my arrival in Moscow, I was able to confirm the rumor that they don't bother stocking toilet paper because people only steal the rolls, so I had several sections of a newspaper torn up on the floor to "assist" me. Nice touch, literally.

  11. #50171
    Quote Originally Posted by budwom View Post
    On my initial foray into Russian toilet conditions upon my arrival in Moscow, I was able to confirm the rumor that they don't bother stocking toilet paper because people only steal the rolls, so I had several sections of a newspaper torn up on the floor to "assist" me. Nice touch, literally.
    Same with Ghana. You carry TP with you. Also you need pretty good balance and leg muscle strength. You hover.

  12. #50172
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    Same with Ghana. You carry TP with you. Also you need pretty good balance and leg muscle strength. You hover.
    Most of the world still squats.
    Well, several billion at least.

  13. #50173
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    Quote Originally Posted by budwom View Post
    On my initial foray into Russian toilet conditions upon my arrival in Moscow, I was able to confirm the rumor that they don't bother stocking toilet paper because people only steal the rolls, so I had several sections of a newspaper torn up on the floor to "assist" me. Nice touch, literally.
    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    Same with Ghana. You carry TP with you. Also you need pretty good balance and leg muscle strength. You hover.
    He did not get my Grizzard reference.

  14. #50174
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    Quote Originally Posted by aimo View Post
    He did not get my Grizzard reference.
    Nobody got my Bangkok joke upthread either, which disappoints me.

  15. #50175
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    Quote Originally Posted by wilson View Post
    Nobody got my Bangkok joke upthread either, which disappoints me.
    I got it! I just cannot spork anyone on this thread anymore.

    Kudos! I love that song, by the way.

  16. #50176
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    Quote Originally Posted by aimo View Post
    He did not get my Grizzard reference.
    Quote Originally Posted by wilson View Post
    Nobody got my Bangkok joke upthread either, which disappoints me.

    Well, like, hey man, no one said anything about my KG-B-VD jokes so, as they say in those parts, Crimea river.

  17. #50177
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Well, like, hey man, no one said anything about my KG-B-VD jokes so, as they say in those parts, Crimea river.
    Flamed

  18. #50178
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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Well, like, hey man, no one said anything about my KG-B-VD jokes so, as they say in those parts, Crimea river.
    What is the OPPOSITE of spork?

    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    Flamed
    Oh, yeah, that's right!

  19. #50179
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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Well, like, hey man, no one said anything about my KG-B-VD jokes so, as they say in those parts, Crimea river.
    Is this about Russian underwear, or Slavic STDs?

  20. #50180
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    Quote Originally Posted by wilson View Post
    Is this about Russian underwear, or Slavic STDs?
    Well played. It was a nod to the budwom story.

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