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[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

Excellent approach! My wife chose to pay for the steamed lobsters, got 5.5 lbs for $49 bucks, the hacking begins soon.

Wow. That's a LOT of meat.

[budwom]

Wow. That's a LOT of meat.

well, most of that is shell and innards and such. A few sources say you get roughly a 20% yield of meat, so we'll have more than a pound to split, enough for 3-4 big rolls.

[bundabergdevil]

Wow. That's a LOT of meat.

You and I may have different definitions on what constitutes a LOT of meat.

[Bostondevil]

I long thought I was allergic to lobster. Turns out that might not be true but I have no plans to become a consumer of lobster anytime soon.

[bundabergdevil]

I long thought I was allergic to lobster. Turns out that might not be true but I have no plans to become a consumer of lobster anytime soon.

Would you eat it if it was gifted to you?

[Bostondevil]

Would you eat it if it was gifted to you?

No. I thought I was allergic because of what happened when I ate it when I was a teenager.

[bundabergdevil]

No. I thought I was allergic because of what happened when I ate it when I was a teenager.

Would you eat it if someone said “lob’stah”?

[Bostondevil]

Would you eat it if someone said “lob’stah”?

No. But I will eat fried clams.

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

You and I may have different definitions on what constitutes a LOT of meat.

Considering my local seafood market sells shelled lobster meat, two pounds for $100...

Sounda like a lot to me.

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

Just had one of those "once every five year" sorts of short, intense thunderstorms. Came from nowhere, dropped rain and wind, disappeared in twenty minutes. Now it's blue sky and still rolling thunder.

[bundabergdevil]

No. But I will eat fried clams.

What if I did a little Romeo and Juliet balcony scene reenactment with a lobster and a steak? Would you eat it then?

[ClemmonsDevil]

Wow. That's a LOT of meat.

He knows what he's about son.

[YmoBeThere]

What if I did a little Romeo and Juliet balcony scene reenactment with a lobster and a steak? Would you eat it then?

Try Weet Side Story if that doesn't work...

[ClemmonsDevil]

Try Weet Side Story if that doesn't work...

She hates musicals man. She's going to chuck a lobster at you.

[YmoBeThere]

She hates musicals man. She's going to chuck a lobster at you.

Not me, bunda...

[bundabergdevil]

Try Weet Side Story if that doesn't work...

She hates musicals man. She's going to chuck a lobster at you.

Not me, bunda...

Montagues and Capulet. Sharks and Jet. Surf and Turf.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Not me, bunda...

Oh. Well he's got it coming.

[bundabergdevil]

Oh. Well he's got it coming.

Definitely. Like Mercutio and a fried calamari appetizer, I'm the first to go...

[ClemmonsDevil]

Definitely. Like Mercutio and a fried calamari appetizer, I'm the first to go...

Ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man.

[bundabergdevil]

Ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man.

"Order me first and you shall dip me in spicy marinara." Tybalt, probably.