The longest thread ever

[colchar]

Don't make me come to Canada. (as if I could since I lost my passport.. I'm stranded in America!) And don't think I don't know that no matter who starts the fight, the man always comes off looking like a bullying jerk.

You don't need a passport so long as you travel via a land crossing. For that you can still get away with other ID.

I'll expect you by tomorrow night. Meet me at the bar where I work so that we can have a drink after the scrap.

[EarlJam]

Are you, EarlJam, suggesting that we lick your toejam?

Now you're just being gross.

-EarlJam

[ugadevil]

Bama, schmama. Auburn baby!!!

War Eagle! Tiger! Let's name the eagle Tiger! Oh wait, they still don't know what to call themselves.

[devildeac]

Well, you did post 5 in a row in the "whatever" thread -- does that count as talking to oneself?

Not that time. It was a small flurry of unadulterated PW'ing as I divided your post/questions/comments into several parts and responded to each one in a separate post. Now, go back and find the segment/thread where EJ had a running conversation with himself for most of a page (can't recall exactly)-now THAT was talking to oneself.

(I still want to be part of the group therapy sessions :<()

[EarlJam]

Not that time. It was a small flurry of unadulterated PW'ing as I divided your post/questions/comments into several parts and responded to each one in a separate post. Now, go back and find the segment/thread where EJ had a running conversation with himself for most of a page (can't recall exactly)-now THAT was talking to oneself.

(I still want to be part of the group therapy sessions :<()

Are you sure that was me? That's not something I would do.

-EarlJam

[EarlJam]

Are you sure that was me? That's not something I would do.

-EarlJam

Yes it is EarlJam. That is SO you. Shut up.

-EarlJam

[EarlJam]

Yes it is EarlJam. That is SO you. Shut up.

-EarlJam

YOU shut up.

-EJ

[devildeac]

Yes it is EarlJam. That is SO you. Shut up.

-EarlJam

I am positive it was you. You even called yourself an idiot (I think-I may have the derogatory name wrong however). One poster, or two maybe, or perhaps it was several (dozen) even agreed with one of you. I am glad I read both your posts above to realize you were replying/talking to yourself (again). Carry on. Now back to EJ's coversation with himself, Part III.

[colchar]

EarlJam is clearly off his meds today. Or maybe he is on meds...

[EarlJam]

You even called yourself an idiot (I think-I may have the derogatory name wrong however). One poster, or two maybe, or perhaps it was several (dozen) even agreed with one of you.

THAT (several (dozen) even agreed with one of you) is hilarious!

[colchar]

I would just like to point out that this is perhaps the most random (yet entertaining) thread in the history of bulletin boards. We all need help. Quickly.

[ugadevil]

THAT (several (dozen) even agreed with one of you) is hilarious!

EarlJam is actually Herschel Walker.

[EarlJam]

EarlJam is actually Herschel Walker.

Good one!

[ugadevil]

Is this thread just going on forever or is there a certain number that must be reached?

[colchar]

Is this thread just going on forever or is there a certain number that must be reached?

Forever. I can't remember how long the "Bush Mispronounces Battier" thread was but I'm pretty sure this one must have beaten it by now (if not, it is definietly close to doing so).

[Lavabe]

Forever. I can't remember how long the "Bush Mispronounces Battier" thread was but I'm pretty sure this one must have beaten it by now (if not, it is definietly close to doing so).

Forgive me, but just how DID President Bush pronounce Battier?

[ugadevil]

Forever. I can't remember how long the "Bush Mispronounces Battier" thread was but I'm pretty sure this one must have beaten it by now (if not, it is definietly close to doing so).

So if someone were to find that thread and begin posting a ridiculous amount, would we have a competition going? Could this attempt at "Longest Thread Ever" be sabotaged? I'm not sayin'...I'm just saying.

[billybreen]

So if someone were to find that thread and begin posting a ridiculous amount, would we have a competition going? Could this attempt at "Longest Thread Ever" be sabotaged? I'm not sayin'...I'm just saying.

Since that thread was too old even to appear in the old board's archive, good luck finding it.

[colchar]

So if someone were to find that thread and begin posting a ridiculous amount, would we have a competition going? Could this attempt at "Longest Thread Ever" be sabotaged? I'm not sayin'...I'm just saying.

As BB said, that thread is long gone (I wish someone could remember how long it went on for).

[ugadevil]

Since that thread was too old even to appear in the old board's archive, good luck finding it.

This is all a conspiracy. I'll figure out another way to stick it to the man.