The longest thread ever

[missfinch]

Do you know what a baby seals least favorite drink is? Canadian club.

You’re not going to make me laugh.

[ClemmonsDevil]

You’re not going to make me laugh.

I assume I'm going to make you punch me.

[OldPhiKap]

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[missfinch]

I assume I'm going to make you punch me.

Ok I lied.

[bundabergdevil]

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Yo...violent and ambiguous. I wanna be like, 'that's great', but maybe it's a message?

[OldPhiKap]

Yo...violent and ambiguous.

Will y’all STOP bringing up my honeymoon?

[Bostondevil]

Mine still doesn't work. Lots of superfluous sensors that do nothing important except blow out periodically which shuts the whole thing down. Even completely turned off the sensors were malfunctioning so I had to throw the breaker in the garage to stop the incessant beeping alerting with some code called an "F4". Now I have a built-in hole in the wall which is only useful at Christmas when I put a little Nativity scene inside it. "Don't worry" I explain to the little Christ baby "I won't immolate you". Are you on good terms with your Dad? Cause it would take an Act of God to bring this piece of crap back to life.

I'm truly tempted to convert it into a indoor charcoal grill. It has absolutely no other value and I have to say it sends me into apoplexy just thinking about it. Fortunately my wife loved to shop late-night and we now own two Nu-Wave cookers, not one, yes two, along with a convection toaster oven and a 1.4kW microwave which does most of the heavy-lifting. I want to replace our oven with a Bosch but no one makes a 24-inch built in oven, except of course Kenner, which makes the Easy-Bake. And that comes in handy when I invite all the local kids over for a tea party on Saturday afternoons. Child services checks in with me regularly.

I kinda hate to tell you this, but, my brand new range that had manufacturers' problem that took 4 months to get fixed is a Bosch.

[Bostondevil]

Oh. My. God.

I've been spending way too much on DoorDash. I'm going to have to break that habit.

[TruBlu]

Will y’all STOP bringing up my honeymoon?

I agree. After all, it was a small sample size.

[OldPhiKap]

I agree. After all, it was a small sample size.

Small, but earnest.

[bundabergdevil]

Small, but earnest.

How I describe and the name of my PP.

[OldPhiKap]

How I describe and the name of my PP.

It’s important to be earnest. Or so I’ve read.

[bundabergdevil]

It’s important to be earnest. Or so I’ve read.

Wilde that anyone reads anymore!

[OldPhiKap]

Wilde that anyone reads anymore!

Don’t read it in olde Gaelic. It will leave an O’scar if you do.

[YmoBeThere]

At the Emergency Vet 🙁

[bundabergdevil]

At the Emergency Vet 🙁

Sorry to hear it. Good luck.

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

At the Emergency Vet 🙁

That's literally never ever a good thing. You have my good thoughts.

[ClemmonsDevil]

At the Emergency Vet 🙁

Hope everything is ok.

[budwom]

J.B’s Fish Camp strides confidently to the on deck circle

[YmoBeThere]

J.B’s Fish Camp strides confidently to the on deck circle

Pride goeth before a fall.