Maybe because your sewage line from your 60's rancher is Orangeburg piping - a faux clay material that was popular for about 3 years and predicably enough tends to collapse or just break apart after (checks his watch) about fifty years and you haven't replaced it yet?
Also if we ever get really mad at the moderators and decide to form a breakaway group it will definitely be called Dweeber.
You are an absolute monster. I can't believe you have John Wayne toilet paper. It's rough and tough and don't take no I'm a real wanker for saying this.I'm a real wanker for saying this.I'm a real wanker for saying this.I'm a real wanker for saying this. off nobody.
I'm guessing there must be some sort of wankerizer contest underway.
Hah. Those are gone.
I just splurged on a Chick-fil-a Peppermint Chip shake. Yummy.