"I wasn't flirting, I was building rapport"
So I see these Lowe's commercials, like the one where the dweeb puts in his last bathroom wall tile to watch them all fall off the walls and land in a pile on the floor. That's one of my nightmares, where I buy all the junk from Lowe's Depot only to get it home and botch the job.
What I don't get is how that ad is supposed to make me want to go and buy more stuff from a home improvement megastore. That ad makes me want to come to my senses and call Vinnie The Bathroom Tile Guy and find out how much of a discount he'll give me if I pay cash.
As a noted philosopher once said, "A man's got to know his limitations..."
I just received 3 salty sporks. Now I want a margarita.
I have obliquely referenced Schrödinger's Cat, South Park, A George Plimpton hoax, and an old computer game/internet meme in the last 24 hours here on the OTB. I clearly lack focus, or purpose.
"Truly you have a dizzying intellect!"
We've got off-track betting right here?
18 days till Boston Marathon #4.
And today, April 3 is...
http://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/find-a-rainbow-day/
[redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.
It's being reported that David Letterman is going to retire.
On, Wisconsin.
Today is my great grandmothers 100th birthday...sure Hope we can pull her from the Braves game long enough to celebrate