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  1. #37281
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    not sure I can ever use y'all since I haven't seen more than one person at a time since 55 weeks ago.
    May I use it addressing my wife and dog?

  2. #37282
    Quote Originally Posted by budwom View Post
    not sure I can ever use y'all since I haven't seen more than one person at a time since 55 weeks ago.
    May I use it addressing my wife and dog?
    Yes. Right before you sign the separation agreement.

  3. #37283
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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Yes. Let’s say two tailgating groups from rival teams pre-partied and got into a posing contest. “All y’all” would be the appropriate phrase to begin a scolding.
    It can also be used to refer to each and every member of a single y’all.

    “Y’all are crazy” = as a group you are acting crazy.

    “”All y’all are crazy” = each and every one of you in the collective y’all are crazy.

  4. #37284
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    Do you guys think pink gloves will leave a pink residue on someone's face? Follow up: do you guys know of anything that would remove pink residue from someone's face?
    Red boxing gloves didn't leave residue on my face. Although, there was a red mark, but I believe that was a result of the inflammation. You should be good.

  5. #37285
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    I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big
    truckload of potatoes arrived instead. But Pringles is a laid-back company. They said "F*** it. Cut 'em up." --Mitch Hedberg

  6. #37286
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    "A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. " --Mitch Hedberg

  7. #37287
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    Do you guys think pink gloves will leave a pink residue on someone's face? Follow up: do you guys know of anything that would remove pink residue from someone's face?
    WHY do you want to be punched so badly? I have actually only used them on a bag and with the instructor who was well-protected and had great reflexes.

  8. #37288
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    Feb 2007
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    Durham, NC
    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    Isn't "all y'all" the more proper phrasing?

    Yes, I'm expecting a "bless his heart" any post now.
    Only appropriate when you are stressing the ALL part of y'all. As in "ALL y'all are nuts!"

    And, Bless your heart!

  9. #37289
    Quote Originally Posted by aimo View Post
    WHY do you want to be punched so badly? I have actually only used them on a bag and with the instructor who was well-protected and had great reflexes.
    I don't really want to be, but I do recognize I keep doing things that make it more likely. At this point I think I would just be remiss if I didn't gather all of the pertinent information in regards to this situation.

  10. #37290
    I'm also workshopping some titles about the inevitable book that will be written about this. I have settled on "Y'all saw what he Posted: the Punching of Clemmonsdevil". But I would welcome suggestions.

  11. #37291
    Attempts to resuscitate my lawn mower this year were successful. Inaugural mowing was also smooth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    I'm also workshopping some titles about the inevitable book that will be written about this. I have settled on "Y'all saw what he Posted: the Punching of Clemmonsdevil". But I would welcome suggestions.
    Who will play you in the movie?

    More importantly, who will play Aimo?

  13. #37293
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    Quote Originally Posted by DukieInKansas View Post
    Who will play you in the movie?

    More importantly, who will play Aimo?
    The forthcoming answers to this scare me.

  14. #37294
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15 View Post
    Attempts to resuscitate my lawn mower this year were successful. Inaugural mowing was also smooth.
    Great news! I had the same situation. Mine was choking large dark clouds of oil at the end of the year, but I had success mending it last weekend, although I've put off the inaugural mow.

  15. #37295
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    I'm also workshopping some titles about the inevitable book that will be written about this. I have settled on "Y'all saw what he Posted: the Punching of Clemmonsdevil". But I would welcome suggestions.
    This made me chortle. Audibly.

  16. #37296
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    Quote Originally Posted by grad_devil View Post
    This made me chortle. Audibly.
    I hope you're not doing that at work!

  17. #37297
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    Quote Originally Posted by grad_devil View Post
    This made me chortle. Audibly.
    Quote Originally Posted by aimo View Post
    I hope you're not doing that at work!
    See, you did it again. I'm going to be fired for excessive chortling.

    Good luck finding a new job with that on my work history.
    Last edited by grad_devil; 03-23-2021 at 10:41 AM. Reason: typo

  18. #37298
    Quote Originally Posted by DukieInKansas View Post
    Who will play you in the movie?

    More importantly, who will play Aimo?
    I will be portrayed by Bruce Willis or a young Julie Andrews. I'm going to let Aumo decide for herself. Hey look! I made a good decision! That's 1 in a row!

  19. #37299
    Quote Originally Posted by aimo View Post
    The forthcoming answers to this scare me.
    Dammit! Must spread sporks. This made me snot-laugh.

  20. #37300
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    Dammit! Must spread sporks. This made me snot-laugh.
    Just don't chortle.

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