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[DukieInKansas]

What I don't get is why is your cell phone stinky?

What did you do, drop it in the lieu?

In lieu of lieu - shouldn't it be loo?

[Fish80]

In lieu of lieu - shouldn't it be loo?

Perhaps the lieu should be loo. Would that make it any less punny? (That's a metaphorical question.)

[Lavabe]

Perhaps the lieu should be loo. Would that make it any less punny? (That's a metaphorical question.)

Indeed, it should be loo.

As for my "stinky" cell phone, I didn't want to get infraction points for stating how I really feel about it.

It can't hold a charge. It takes forever to charge. It won't play downloadable ringtones. The speaker is horrid. The camera barely works (at least it gives a nice rendition of fuzz). And my daughter laughs at it, compared with hers.

It stinks.

Cheers,
Lavabe

[DukieInKansas]

Good deed for the day - rescuing the LTE from page 2. I hope everyone is having a good day.

[Fish80]

Good deed for the day - rescuing the LTE from page 2. I hope everyone is having a good day.

Good deed indeed. Godspeed.

[Lavabe]

Perhaps the lieu should be loo. Would that make it any less punny? (That's a metaphorical question.)

Please note lolo (pronounced loo-loo) in Malagasy means Devil.

Strictly speaking Duke's mascot is the lolomanga.

This is your trivia moment of the day.
Cheers,
Lavabe

[Fish80]

Please note lolo (pronounced loo-loo) in Malagasy means Devil.

Strictly speaking Duke's mascot is the lolomanga.

This is your trivia moment of the day.
Cheers,
Lavabe

I thought that lola was a character in that Kinks song.

Lola lyrics

I met her in a club down in old Soho
where you drink champagne
and it tastes just like cherry cola
See-oh-el-aye cola.
she walked up to me
and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice
she said Lola El-oh-el-aye Lola la la la la Lola.

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy

but when she squeezed me tight
she nearly broke my spine
oh my Lola
la la la la Lola.
Well I'm not dumb
but I can't understand why
she walked like a woman and talked like a man
oh my Lola la la la la Lola la la la la Lola.

Well
we drank champagne and danced all night
under electric candle light

she picked me up and sat me on her knee
and said "Dear boy
won't you come home with me ?"
Well
I'm not the world's most passionate guy
but when I looked in her eyes
I almost fell for my
Lola la la la la Lola la la la la Lola.
Lola la la la la Lola la la la la Lola.

I pushed her away
I walked to the door

Well I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
then I looked at her
and she at me.
Well
that's the way that I want it to stay
and I always want it to be that way
for my Lola la la la la Lola.

Girls will be boys
and boys will be girls

it's a mixed up
muddled up
shook up world
except for Lola la la la la Lola.

Well
I left home just a week before
and I'd never ever kissed a woman before

but Lola smiled and took me by the hand
and said "Dear boy
I'm gonna make you a man."
Well
I'm not the world's most masculine man

but I know what I am
and I'm glad I'm a man and so is
Lola la la la la lola la la la la Lola.
Lola la la la la Lola la la la la Lola.

[YmoBeThere]

Speaking of cola, I had a Diet Pepsi Cola Max for the first time today. I quite enjoyed it.

[billybreen]

I thought that lola was a character in that Kinks song.

Lola lyrics

Yoda lyrics

I met him in a swamp down in dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S o d a, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said yoda
Y o d a, yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, Ive been around, but I aint never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but hes wrinkled and green
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, Im not dumb, but I cant understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
And Ive never ever been a jedi before
But obi wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, go to yoda and hell show you the force

Well Im not the kind that would argue with ben
So it looks like Im gonna start all over again
With my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

So I used the force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
Well, I wont forget what yoda said

He said, luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the force be your guide
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

I know darth vaders really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then youll be unemployed
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So Im gonna have to leave yoda, I guess
But I know that Ill be coming back some day
Ill be playing this part till Im old and gray

The long-term contract that I had to sign
Says Ill be making these movies till the end of time
With my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

[sue71, esq]

BB, it's ok. The men in the white jackets will be gentle.

[billybreen]

BB, it's ok. The men in the white jackets will be gentle.

I'll always think the Weird Al version is superior. If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.

[2535Miles]

I'll always think the Weird Al version is superior. If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.

It may be one of the only Weird Al versions that is superior. Speaking of Weird Al, I think I'm gonna try and find UHF this weekend.

[sue71, esq]

It may be one of the only Weird Al versions that is superior. Speaking of Weird Al, I think I'm gonna try and find UHF this weekend.

A family friend was in UHF. We always crack up when we see it on late at night. Whoops... wrong UHF.

[billybreen]

A family friend was in UHF. We always crack up when we see it on late at night. Whoops... wrong UHF.

You know Michael Richards!?!?!

[Bostondevil]

I worked for two days as a movie extra once.

[billybreen]

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

[YmoBeThere]

I worked for two days as a movie extra once.

I made it on screen...in the theater version. When it got translated to DVD, I got chopped off. There may be a wide screen version for the DVD that I may be in.

[Bostondevil]

I made it on screen...in the theater version. When it got translated to DVD, I got chopped off. There may be a wide screen version for the DVD that I may be in.

What movie?

Did I miss that post?

[YmoBeThere]

Haha, you didn't miss the post I didn't mention it. A movie most likely haven't seen. Rapid Fire staring Brandon Lee, Bruce Lee's son. I actually bumped into him on several takes.

[billybreen]

Awesome new avatar, sue.