The longest thread ever

[bundabergdevil]

I now trim the steaks from Costco down to a more reasonable size for a meal.

Do you feed the trimmings to your eels?

[ClemmonsDevil]

Not sure if this belongs here or the weird things you do thread, but I am a firm believer in the fact that fruit is not a dessert. Ever.

This is the repository for weirdness generally. Even cooked and sweetened fruit? Like fruit pies?

[ClemmonsDevil]

Do you feed the trimmings to your eels?

This may be your greatest post ever. Although to be fair that's not a heavy lift.

[budwom]

I now trim the steaks from Costco down to a more reasonable size for a meal.

they really are honkers, aren't they? We buy the filets and at least they have four reasonable sized steaks in a pack. I do like grilling good thick steaks (1.5 inches) but that's too much meat to eat in one sitting (e.g. strip steaks, ribeyes, etc).

[OldPhiKap]

they really are honkers, aren't they? We buy the filets and at least they have four reasonable sized steaks in a pack. I do like grilling good thick steaks (1.5 inches) but that's too much meat to eat in one sitting (e.g. strip steaks, ribeyes, etc).

It’s like I don’t know you anymore.

[ClemmonsDevil]

It’s like I don’t know you anymore.

Yeah. Exactly. This feels like talking to a stranger at this point after his last post.

[YmoBeThere]

Do you feed the trimmings to your eels?

Only the ones I keep in your pool...

[YmoBeThere]

All y'all have been bought and paid for by Big Sugar, haven't you?

Sorry, the accusation must be made.

[bundabergdevil]

Only the ones I keep in your pool...

They’d be in good company. My pool is where small animals of SE PA go to die, apparently.

[budwom]

It’s like I don’t know you anymore.

OK, I lied. I eat almost the whole thing (on a 1.5 inch strip steak) but may save a few ounces for lunch the next day...I am to overeating what Jim Nance is to stupid golf commentary.

[ClemmonsDevil]

OK, I lied. I eat almost the whole thing (on a 1.5 inch strip steak) but may save a few ounces for lunch the next day...I am to overeating what Jim Nance is to stupid golf commentary.

Hello friend.

[OldPhiKap]

OK, I lied. I eat almost the whole thing (on a 1.5 inch strip steak) but may save a few ounces for lunch the next day...I am to overeating what Jim Nance is to stupid golf commentary.

I know you just said all of that to make me feel better. And it did.

[budwom]

I know you just said all of that to make me feel better. And it did.

I've moved largely to the Costco filet mignons since they average about 10-12 ounces apiece and I can easily eat most or all of them. Some of the larger footprint steaks can weigh well over a pound which, I regret to say, can challenge me.

In any event I insist on thick steaks...

[Bostondevil]

Ok, I want the Clemmonsdevil version of my back story, but I'm asking for it in the LTE instead of the weird thread. Pretty please, CD, pretty please.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Ok, I want the Clemmonsdevil version of my back story, but I'm asking for it in the LTE instead of the weird thread. Pretty please, CD, pretty please.

Of course! Descended from Russian Royalty. Classically trained at the Royal Academy in London. You have taken many lovers, but never married. The public health stuff is a cover.

[Bostondevil]

Of course! Descended from Russian Royalty. Classically trained at the Royal Academy in London. You have taken many lovers, but never married. The public health stuff is a cover.

Which Royal Academy?

[ClemmonsDevil]

Which Royal Academy?

Dude. London. You were there.

[YmoBeThere]

Dude. London. You were there.

Arts?
Music?
Dramatic Arts?

[ClemmonsDevil]

Arts?
Music?
Dramatic Arts?

Dramatic arts. Clearly. It's like you people don't know her.

And a little like she doesn't know herself.

[DukieInKansas]

Ok, I want the Clemmonsdevil version of my back story, but I'm asking for it in the LTE instead of the weird thread. Pretty please, CD, pretty please.

Yep, I want mine, too.