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[bundabergdevil]

Went to the local chip factory corporate campus for their annual Christmas light display. Employees also stood outside the factory area handing out bags of chips. They were ridged.

[bundabergdevil]

Justin Bieber has a Christmas song called "Mistletoe". These are they lyrics. You're welcome.

[Verse 1]
It's the most beautiful time of the year
Lights fill the streets, spreading so much cheer
I should be playing in the winter snow
But I'ma be under the mistletoe
I don't wanna miss out on the holiday
But I can't stop staring at your face
I should be playing in the winter snow
But I'ma be under the mistletoe

[Chorus]
(With you) Shawty, with you
(With you) Shawty, with you
(With you) Under the mistletoe

[Verse 2]
Everyone's gathering around the fire
Chestnuts roasting like a hot July
I should be chilling with my folks, I know
But I'ma be under the mistletoe
Word on the street, Santa's coming tonight
Reindeer's flying through the sky so high
I should be making a list, I know
But I'ma be under the mistletoe

[Chorus]
(With you) Shawty, with you
(With you) Shawty, with you
(With you) Under the mistletoe
(With you) Shawty, with you
(With you) Shawty, with you
(With you) Under the mistletoe


[Bridge]
Ayy love, the wise men followed the star
The way I followed my heart
And it led me to a miracle
Ayy love, don't you buy me nothing
'Cause I am feeling one thing, your lips on my lips
That's a merry, merry Christmas

[Verse 1]
It's the most beautiful time of the year
Lights fill the streets, spreading so much cheer
I should be playing in the winter snow
But I'ma be under the mistletoe
I don't wanna miss out on the holiday
But I can't stop staring at your face
I should be playing in the winter snow
But I'ma be under the mistletoe

[Chorus]
(With you) Shawty, with you
(With you) Shawty, with you
(With you) Under the mistletoe, yeah
(With you) Shawty, with you
(With you) Shawty, with you
(With you) Under the mistletoe (Under the mistletoe)


[Outro]
Kiss me underneath the mistletoe
Show me, baby, that you love me so-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh
Kiss me underneath the mistletoe
Show me, baby, that you love me so-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh

[wilson]

Happy 14th! I did not eat a PopTart to celebrate. Perhaps I should.

I started the day with a classic diner breakfast, had some superb NYC pizza for lunch, and finished the day with an exquisite bowl of ramen. Couple of martinis in between.
I did not miss Pop Tarts today.

[wilson]

…They were ridged.

…for your pleasure?

[wilson]

Some of you may understand this. Some may not. I just had a mental breakdown watching Emmet Otter.

Wilson does I bet. I am unaware of this.

I saw Emmet Otter on stage on 42nd Street yesterday. It was an utter delight.

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

I saw Emmet Otter on stage on 42nd Street yesterday. It was an utter delight.

Oooooh.

#SquadGoals

Emmet always gets me in the feels. This year, it double got me.

[bundabergdevil]

Little girl got her slate of 4 month vaccinations today. Having a little fever and irritability reaction. Methinks its going to be a tough night.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Little girl got her slate of 4 month vaccinations today. Having a little fever and irritability reaction. Methinks its going to be a tough night.

Ugh. Poor little lady.

[YmoBeThere]

Isn't his wife taller than he is?

[bundabergdevil]

Yup. Only sleeping while she’s held so I’m on first watch with Netflix.

[bundabergdevil]

Yup. Only sleeping while she’s held so I’m on first watch with Netflix.

And now my watch has ended…

[ClemmonsDevil]

And now my watch has ended…

It's weird but I would kill to have another of those nights.

[bundabergdevil]

It's weird but I would kill to have another of those nights.

Sounds like a convo for Mrs CD.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Sounds like a convo for Mrs CD.

Ha! One.

[bundabergdevil]

Ha! One.

You have two, right? I dunno, pitch it as a hedge against a comfy retirement?

[ClemmonsDevil]

You have two, right? I dunno, pitch it as a hedge against a comfy retirement?

We will wait for grand children.

[-jk]

Yup. Only sleeping while she’s held so I’m on first watch with Netflix.

Did that years ago with kid #1, watching lots of closed captioned stuff while listening to the latin jazz that put her to sleep.

My sleep-deprived younger self was especially amused one night as ESPN was showing the implosion of Three Rivers Stadium. They tried several times to caption the river, "Monog... Monang... Monga...", never quite getting to "Monongahela".

-jk

[bundabergdevil]

Did that years ago with kid #1, watching lots of closed captioned stuff while listening to the latin jazz that put her to sleep.

My sleep-deprived younger self was especially amused one night as ESPN was showing the implosion of Three Rivers Stadium. They tried several times to caption the river, "Monog... Monang... Monga...", never quite getting to "Monongahela".

-jk

Hah hah, nice. Yeah, some nights are better than others. Hoping she is back on course and just had a mild reaction to the vaccines.

Hasn’t helped that out toddler recently started daycare so he’s brought home crud that has mom and dad feeling blah already.

[bundabergdevil]

If anyone ever hands me a shopping cart as I enter a grocery store and says, “I left some gas in the tank for you”, then gives me the snap, point and wink combo, well, I don’t know what I’d do…but it would be drastic.

[ClemmonsDevil]

If anyone ever hands me a shopping cart as I enter a grocery store and says, “I left some gas in the tank for you”, then gives me the snap, point and wink combo, well, I don’t know what I’d do…but it would be drastic.

I have been known to use: "She handles like a dream." when handing over a cart. Is your assertion that this isn't appreciated?