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  1. #15941
    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    Billy teen is the first person I "friended" on DBR.
    I just checked my Profile, and I have a single infraction from 2009 for excessive posting. Yep, sounds about right.

  2. #15942
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Raleigh
    Quote Originally Posted by billybreen View Post
    I just checked my Profile, and I have a single infraction from 2009 for excessive posting. Yep, sounds about right.
    With 3 posts in one day, you might get another infraction.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

  3. #15943
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    Apr 2010
    Location
    Winston-Salem
    "I wasn't flirting, I was building rapport"

  4. #15944
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Mary's Place
    So I see these Lowe's commercials, like the one where the dweeb puts in his last bathroom wall tile to watch them all fall off the walls and land in a pile on the floor. That's one of my nightmares, where I buy all the junk from Lowe's Depot only to get it home and botch the job.

    What I don't get is how that ad is supposed to make me want to go and buy more stuff from a home improvement megastore. That ad makes me want to come to my senses and call Vinnie The Bathroom Tile Guy and find out how much of a discount he'll give me if I pay cash.

    As a noted philosopher once said, "A man's got to know his limitations..."
    "Quality is not an option!"

  5. #15945
    I just received 3 salty sporks. Now I want a margarita.

  6. #15946
    Quote Originally Posted by Turk View Post
    So I see these Lowe's commercials, like the one where the dweeb puts in his last bathroom wall tile to watch them all fall off the walls and land in a pile on the floor. That's one of my nightmares, where I buy all the junk from Lowe's Depot only to get it home and botch the job.

    What I don't get is how that ad is supposed to make me want to go and buy more stuff from a home improvement megastore. That ad makes me want to come to my senses and call Vinnie The Bathroom Tile Guy and find out how much of a discount he'll give me if I pay cash.

    As a noted philosopher once said, "A man's got to know his limitations..."
    Yes, it does bring to mind the three trips to the hardware store to make 1 minor repair method of home maintenance. I've done that more than once.

  7. #15947
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    I have obliquely referenced Schrödinger's Cat, South Park, A George Plimpton hoax, and an old computer game/internet meme in the last 24 hours here on the OTB. I clearly lack focus, or purpose.

  8. #15948
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    Mar 2008
    Location
    Mary's Place
    "Truly you have a dizzying intellect!"
    "Quality is not an option!"

  9. #15949
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    Quote Originally Posted by Turk View Post
    "Truly you have a dizzying intellect!"
    Vizzini: Wait till I get going! Now, where was I?

    Man in Black: Australia.

  10. #15950
    We've got off-track betting right here?

  11. #15951
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
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    Boston area, OK, Newton, right by Heartbreak Hill
    18 days till Boston Marathon #4.

  12. #15952
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    Feb 2007
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    Raleigh
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

  13. #15953
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    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    I'm celebrating National Procrastination Week.


    (It was March 8th - 14th, but you know . . . just getting around to it)

  14. #15954
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    Mar 2007
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    Back in Vegas... again.
    It's being reported that David Letterman is going to retire.

  15. #15955
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    Apr 2010
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    Winston-Salem
    Quote Originally Posted by sue71 View Post
    It's being reported that David Letterman is going to retire.
    Who do I send my audition tapes to?

  16. #15956
    Quote Originally Posted by sue71 View Post
    It's being reported that David Letterman is going to retire.
    Quote Originally Posted by mattman91 View Post
    Who do I send my audition tapes to?
    My niece told him that she wanted his job when she was on the show. She might have jumped back to ESPN too soon.

  17. #15957
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    Mar 2007
    Location
    Back in Vegas... again.
    On, Wisconsin.

  18. #15958
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    Winston-Salem
    Today is my great grandmothers 100th birthday...sure Hope we can pull her from the Braves game long enough to celebrate

  19. #15959
    Quote Originally Posted by mattman91 View Post
    Today is my great grandmothers 100th birthday...sure Hope we can pull her from the Braves game long enough to celebrate
    Happy birthday to your great grandmother. I hope that the Braves won for her today.

  20. #15960
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Seattle, WA
    Quote Originally Posted by mattman91 View Post
    Today is my great grandmothers 100th birthday...sure Hope we can pull her from the Braves game long enough to celebrate
    Goodness, at that age, she deserves to watch whatever she wants, whenever she wants!!! Congrats to her on her longevity and birthday, I hope it's a life she continues to enjoy.

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