The longest thread ever

[OldPhiKap]

It's been a very long stretch for me. Seventy-three years so far and still stretching.

They say the first seventy-five years are the hardest ones, so stay strong!

[DukieInKansas]

Only been to Vegas once - for a wedding. Never left the hotel.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Only been to Vegas once - for a wedding. Never left the hotel.

So you're still in Vegas?!?!

[OldPhiKap]

You can check out any time you like . . . .

[ClemmonsDevil]

You can check out any time you like . . . .

You can never leave.

[DukieInKansas]

So you're still in Vegas?!?!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

You can check out any time you like . . . .

See above - not so sure you can.

You can never leave.

That's what the ads say.

[ClemmonsDevil]

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.



See above - not so sure you can.



That's what the ads say.

I have a friend who says what happens in Vegas stays on facebook. I'm not on Facebook. And my two favorite things to not be on are fire and facebook.

[wilson]

Yes. From Leaves of Y'all Forgot About Dre.

I’m pretty sure y’all missed a great opportunity here for a joke about the difference between Walt Whitman’s grass and Dr. Dre’s grass.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I’m pretty sure y’all missed a great opportunity here for a joke about the difference between Walt Whitman’s grass and Dr. Dre’s grass.

I don't get it. How is your wife feeling Wilson?

[OldPhiKap]

I’m pretty sure y’all missed a great opportunity here for a joke about the difference between Walt Whitman’s grass and Dr. Dre’s grass.

Sporkz sent.

[bundabergdevil]

I’m pretty sure y’all missed a great opportunity here for a joke about the difference between Walt Whitman’s grass and Dr. Dre’s grass.

Whitman did some yucky stuff in the grass.

[OldPhiKap]

Whitman did some yucky stuff in the grass.

What’d he leave?

[ClemmonsDevil]

What’d he leave?

This is good work.

[ClemmonsDevil]

This is good work.

I should have gone with: a song of himself.

[budwom]

Whitman did some yucky stuff in the grass.

He makes lousy chocolates

[ClemmonsDevil]

He makes lousy chocolates

How is that place still in business?!?!

[OldPhiKap]

“Life is like a box of chocolates. You always end up with the crappy cherry marshmallow one.”

- Forest Grump

[bundabergdevil]

“Life is like a box of chocolates. You always end up with the crappy cherry marshmallow one.”

- Forest Grump

How did Forrest and his son not get AIDS from Jenny?

[ClemmonsDevil]

How did Forrest and his son not get AIDS from Jenny?

"Bye Forrest! I'll be back when you're a millionaire and I have a scorching case of AIDS!"
-Jenny saying goodbye on the bus

[bundabergdevil]

"Bye Forrest! I'll be back when you're a millionaire and I have a scorching case of AIDS!"
-Jenny saying goodbye on the bus

If I could spork the use of scorching in this context, I would.