Originally Posted by
Phredd3
Hey, if you're going to go all Miracle Whip, then I get to keep the Log Cabin, which has been on my table for more than half a century. I like maple to be cut with something. I like chocolate to be cut with something, too. That's just the way it is. I can like all those things and you can have your Miracle Whip - especially since THAT needs to be cut with something, too. Unless you are just whacko and eat Miracle Whip straight off the spoon, in which case you should put your tail between your legs, fold back your ears, and hang your furry head in shame.