The longest thread ever

[YmoBeThere]

hurricane clouds nipping by this morning...along with sun...

Interesting, from Teddy?

[bundabergdevil]

I'm twix a rock and a hard place - not sure where to go with the next pun.

So, you’re saying with regard to candy puns, we have Good and Plenty?

[YmoBeThere]

So, you’re saying with regard to candy puns, we have Good and Plenty?

Mike and Ike probably think so.

[DukieInKansas]

Mike and Ike probably think so.

Since I'm from Kansas and the puns make me laugh, am I a Jolly Rancher?

Would it help if I told you I also lived in Texas?

[bundabergdevil]

Mike and Ike probably think so.

They would. They’re both Air Heads.

[-jk]

One Pay-Day, Mr. Peanut wanted a Bit-O-Honey...

-jk

He took Mary Jane behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Ave.

Has no one else seen this one? Maybe I'd better stop here...

-jk

[bundabergdevil]

Since I'm from Kansas and the puns make me laugh, am I a Jolly Rancher?

Would it help if I told you I also lived in Texas?

You’ll be a Jolly Rancher always. Put another way: Now and Later!

[Bostondevil]

I've been to this place more than once. Yumm.

https://www.oldepeppercandy.com/

[Bostondevil]

I'd say I'd go again before any virtual Halloween party except . . .

[bundabergdevil]

He took Mary Jane behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Ave.

Has no one else seen this one? Maybe I'd better stop here...

-jk

Hah hah. I had to look that up. Little bit like the candy version of the aristocrats!

[Bostondevil]

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[DukieInKansas]

One Pay-Day, Mr. Peanut wanted a Bit-O-Honey...

-jk

He took Mary Jane behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Ave.

Has no one else seen this one? Maybe I'd better stop here...

-jk

Excuse me while I skittles away. I'm going to Take 5 from the punfest for awhile.

[YmoBeThere]

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Good thing it is still Zeptember?

[bundabergdevil]

Good thing it is still Zeptember?

I thought she was making a very sophisticated fall leaf peep(ers) candy pun...

...but I think she’s telling us she’s a witch of house Gondor.

[Bostondevil]

The candy store I linked before is in Salem. Getting to it between now and Halloween is no easy task. Although, with pandemic restrictions, Salem might not be quite as crazy this year.

[YmoBeThere]

I was going to link a song by 50, but I think we want to keep this thread PG.

[YmoBeThere]

Ther's always this, started by a Duke alum:

https://www.dylanscandybar.com/

[bundabergdevil]

Ther's always this, started by a Duke alum:

https://www.dylanscandybar.com/

Read the 'About' section. There's an interview with Dylan Lauren and Lauren Bush Lauren...I'm not anti-Lauren or anything but that's too many Laurens.

[YmoBeThere]

Read the 'About' section. There's an interview with Dylan Lauren and Lauren Bush Lauren...I'm not anti-Lauren or anything but that's too many Laurens.

Then you wouldn't have enjoyed my graduation weekend. She was there, her older brother David was in my graduating class, and the parents were seen around. David was a Sigma Chi and their section at the time was in E. I lived on the same quad in H. Good place to be when bench bonfires were still a thing.

[bundabergdevil]

Then you wouldn't have enjoyed my graduation weekend. She was there, her older brother David was in my graduating class, and the parents were seen around. David was a Sigma Chi and their section at the time was in E. I lived on the same quad in H. Good place to be when bench bonfires were still a thing.

Is a group of Laurens called a flotilla or a cackle? I can never remember.