The longest thread ever

[budwom]

Why do they even bother making non-sweatpants pants?

or belts

p.s. saw the need to buy new sweats in July...they arrived in October

[YmoBeThere]

I don't own any sweatpants...

[budwom]

I don't own any sweatpants...

I bet you don't own any Sorel snowmobile boots either, do you?

[bundabergdevil]

I don't own any sweatpants...

That’s un-American. Actually, it’s worse. It’s anti-American. Elastic is our birthright.

[budwom]

That’s un-American. Actually, it’s worse. It’s anti-American. Elastic is our birthright.

now that's a stretch...

[YmoBeThere]

I bet you don't own any Sorel snowmobile boots either, do you?

I do have multiple pairs of flip flops.

[YmoBeThere]

now that's a stretch...

I may take up yoga.

[Bostondevil]

I may take up yoga.

I used to do yoga. I would like to do it again. I haven't done it since my teacher retired several years ago. I took it long enough that I could do it on my own, but, I find I don't. What I really want is for her to come out of retirement.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I do have multiple pairs of flip flops.

I don't own any sweatpants or flip flops. Weird.

[YmoBeThere]

I don't own any sweatpants or flip flops. Weird.

Do you own a surf board?

[ClemmonsDevil]

Do you own a surf board?

No. I'm not very exciting.

[bundabergdevil]

I don't own any sweatpants or flip flops. Weird.

I don't understand. What do you wear?

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

I'm flip flops probably... 300 days a year.

[bundabergdevil]

I'm flip flops probably... 300 days a year.

Should you be Beach.Devil.91.92.01.10.15.21?

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[ClemmonsDevil]

I don't understand. What do you wear?

Sweatshirts/t shirts and basketball shorts. Tennis shoes. Boring. Just the way I like it.

[YmoBeThere]

Sweatshirts/t shirts and basketball shorts. Tennis shoes. Boring. Just the way I like it.

Do you own a tennis racket? Or a tennis racquet?

[bundabergdevil]

Sweatshirts/t shirts and basketball shorts. Tennis shoes. Boring. Just the way I like it.

I recommend sweatpants. Along with garlic, they are a powerful argument for a higher power that wants us to be happy.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Do you own a tennis racket? Or a tennis racquet?

Racket

[YmoBeThere]

Alright then...

[ClemmonsDevil]

Alright then...

Confused. Which is my natural state. Well, confused and wearing basketball shorts and a sweatshirt. And not in flip flops. Ain't nobody want to see your feet. Cover them dogs up.