The longest thread ever

[aimo]

Like a dog turd left by an owner who made a great show of getting a poo bag for little Fifi’s treasure but then just kicked sand over it?

Exactly! I keep trying to cover him up, but he keeps rising to the surface.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Exactly! I keep trying to cover him up, but he keeps rising to the surface.

Yeah. This is all pretty accurate.

[bundabergdevil]

Exactly! I keep trying to cover him up, but he keeps rising to the surface.

Which is surprising, you know...he seems way too dense to be a floater.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Which is surprising, you know...he seems way too dense to be a floater.

This is all correct.

[OldPhiKap]

Which is surprising, you know...he seems way too dense to be a floater.

Fiber, protein, no carbs. It’s the carbs that’ll sink ‘ya.

[-jk]

Exactly! I keep trying to cover him up, but he keeps rising to the surface.

ClemmonsZombie?

-jk

[YmoBeThere]

I've been eating a lot of couscous lately.

[OldPhiKap]

I hate when “Joe Walsh” trends on Twitter and it is not that Joe Walsh.

[wilson]

I’d like to meet the person who invented February and punch them in the face.

[OldPhiKap]

I’d like to meet the person who invented February and punch them in the face.

Pretty sure it was Numa Pompilius. But a couple of Popes played a part too.

[bundabergdevil]

I’d like to meet the person who invented February and punch them in the face.

This is my least favorite time of the year, too, but Super Bowls and Valentines aren't too bad.

[bundabergdevil]

I've been eating a lot of couscous lately.

Is there a reason or just becous...?

[ClemmonsDevil]

I’d like to meet the person who invented February and punch them in the face.

Hahaha! This made me laugh hard.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Is there a reason or just becous...?

This didn't.

[Rich]

Huh.

I could have sworn a few weeks ago I made post number 50K.

Groundhog Day. We have to keep getting to 50k over and over until we get it right and understand the true meaning of life.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Groundhog Day. We have to keep getting to 50k over and over until we get it right and understand the true meaning of life.

Uh. Boy are we in trouble.

[bundabergdevil]

This didn't.

You sound like the type of guy who doesn't know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea.

[bundabergdevil]

Groundhog Day. We have to keep getting to 50k over and over until we get it right and understand the true meaning of life.

I was on a work call last week trying to explain to a bunch of colleagues in other countries what and why Groundhog Day is. It's a tough sell.

[ClemmonsDevil]

You sound like the type of guy who doesn't know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea.

I have never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

[YmoBeThere]

I have never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

You've never had hummus?