Virulently anti-pun.
I probably have made a joke in my lifetime that would qualify as a pun, but I don't remember doing it.
Baylor playing angry. I hate them, but I like the anger.
Please don’t say you’re a Grindr.
I have had a pretty decent sports and professional career and the best thing I have ever had anyone say about me was at a party when a dude came up and said: "For a white boy, you can dance". As far as you know I have that as a tramp stamp in Comic Sans across my lower back.
Bundaberg - you mentioned tight hamstrings. Saw this recently:
The LTE is definitely the wilde beest of threads.
*I tried. I failed. I'll move on.