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  1. #16461
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    Winston-Salem
    So while I was out west (Colorado), I noticed they served sweet biscuits. WTH is up with that?

  2. #16462
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattman91 View Post
    So while I was out west (Colorado), I noticed they served sweet biscuits. WTH is up with that?
    No, that's sweet bread -- very different.

  3. #16463
    Quote Originally Posted by mattman91 View Post
    So while I was out west (Colorado), I noticed they served sweet biscuits. WTH is up with that?

    They don't have apple butter out there.

  4. #16464
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    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    They don't have apple butter out there.
    But if you notified one of the local microbreweries in Colorado about that oversight, I'd bet they'd try to work that flavor into one of their seasonal beers.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

  5. #16465
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    Great Divide "Apple Butter Sweetbread"

    Cannot wait for the review on the "Ymm, beer" thread

  6. #16466
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    Great Divide "Apple Butter Sweetbread"

    Cannot wait for the review on the "Ymm, beer" thread
    I think you're gonna have to find/brew that one yourself, my friend.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

  7. #16467
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    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    I think you're gonna have to find/brew that one yourself, my friend.
    You sure? It would go great with a plate of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

  8. #16468
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    I'll put this here. Although it is about The Avengers movies, it is perhaps a bit broader than that.

    Okay, here's my problem. You got Tony Stark, genius programmer with a robot suit. He is paired with two guys who are mutants as a result of science, the Hulk and Captain America. Okay so far, I get it.

    Alright, then we add Black Widow, who like Mrs OPK is hot but lethal.* Doesn't really fit in, but I'll play along. Then we add some dude who's superpower is -- wait for it -- using a bow and arrow, maybe impressive in the sixteenth century, but hell Bo Duke could shoot exploding arrows too. So kind of watering down.

    Then we add . . . Thor?!? Norse God of Thunder?!? How did an ancient diety suddenly fall in with this group? And Thor is not just a Norse God -- he is an intergalactic traveler on some sort of planetary Geocache for gemstones. The whole thing falls apart for me there.

    Crazy, I tells 'ya.


    *When I say that Mrs. OPK is hot and lethal, I really mean just the hot part. She's not lethal. Not usually. Rarely. I mean, she's got the whole Italian-Irish vengeance thing. And of course that incident in Belize. The locals still refer to it as "The Night of the Screaming Screecher Monkeys." Arturo surely did not see it coming. But he had switched her coffee for decaf Sanka as a prank, practically inviting the icy hand of death to visit upon him. We had left Rangoon weeks ago on a steamer under cover of night, and made contact with Arturo along the banks of Chetumal Bay on the eve of the blood moon. Three days into the dense jungle approaching the Maya mountains, and now Arturo lay dead. Although the ground was soft from the rain, the roots made the ground impenetrable. Alas, Arturo's fate would lie with the phirana and python of the Sibun River. No time to ponder the past, as the sun was dipping below the canopy of trees and kindling would be needed. The anaconda had been unusually active, and fire was the surest protection. Was it the curse of the one-legged shaman that summoned the asps? Or had we miscalculated by rubbing our clothes with fatback to help preserve them better? No matter. The Sapphire of TikkaMasala lay 1,200 miles to the south in a remote part of the Andes mountains. It would take three weeks to reach it at best, assuming Melissa had acquired the burros we needed. Ah, sweet Melissa. The peasants called her the Goddess of Gloom. She was homely in a compelling way. Perhaps it was her strong odor of garlic, reminding me of the Arancinette all'Olmo Cicillia had served us our last visit to Palermo. Or perhaps it was her lazy eye, which gave me the comforting feeling that she was always watching my back even when we looked eyes to eye. But again, thoughts of Melissa would have to wait in abeyance. Night was at hand.

    But anyway, I digress. Long/short: don't piss off my wife. She is a cold-hearted, remorseless, stone-eyed killer. But she's hot.


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  10. #16470
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    Quote Originally Posted by DukieInKansas View Post
    True story:

    Most people don't know that back in

    1912, Hellmann's Mayonnaise was

    manufactured in England. In fact,

    the Titanic was carrying 12,000

    jars of the condiment scheduled

    for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico,

    which was to be the next port of call

    for the great ship after its stop in

    New York. This would have been

    the largest single shipment of

    mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico

    ... But as we know, the great ship

    did not make it to New York. The

    ship hit an iceberg and sank. The

    people of Mexico, who were crazy

    about mayonnaise, and were eagerly

    awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate

    at the loss. Their anguish was so

    great, that they declared a National

    Day of Mourning.



    The National Day of Mourning occurs

    each year on May 5 and is known,

    of course, as -













    Sinko De Mayo.



    WHAT??? You expected something educational from me?

    You need a shot of Tequila.


    Well, maybe not a true story .
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

  11. #16471
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    Atlanta 'burbs
    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post



    Sinko De Mayo.


    I have never flamed a post before in my time on DBR, but I came close this time.

    (Just kidding. Sporked you for one of the top corny posts of all time.)

  12. #16472
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    Watching carolina Go To HELL!
    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    True story:

    Most people don't know that back in

    1912, Hellmann's Mayonnaise was

    manufactured in England. In fact,

    the Titanic was carrying 12,000

    jars of the condiment scheduled

    for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico,

    which was to be the next port of call

    for the great ship after its stop in

    New York. This would have been

    the largest single shipment of

    mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico

    ... But as we know, the great ship

    did not make it to New York. The

    ship hit an iceberg and sank. The

    people of Mexico, who were crazy

    about mayonnaise, and were eagerly

    awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate

    at the loss. Their anguish was so

    great, that they declared a National

    Day of Mourning.



    The National Day of Mourning occurs

    each year on May 5 and is known,

    of course, as -













    Sinko De Mayo.



    WHAT??? You expected something educational from me?

    You need a shot of Tequila.


    Well, maybe not a true story .
    You "stole" my post here, too! Sheesh! At least at CTN you credited me when reposting!
    Ozzie, your paradigm of optimism!

    Go To Hell carolina, Go To Hell!
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  13. #16473
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    Quote Originally Posted by OZZIE4DUKE View Post
    You "stole" my post here, too! Sheesh! At least at CTN you credited me when reposting!
    Well, if it wasn't received too kindly here, I wasn't going to blame you for the bad joke/story. I was "threatened" with flame.gif and naughty.gif but folks were merciful and I didn't get icon_banned.gif.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

  14. #16474
    Quote Originally Posted by OZZIE4DUKE View Post
    You "stole" my post here, too! Sheesh! At least at CTN you credited me when reposting!
    But you got the spork since I couldn't spork DD.

  15. #16475
    Well, I am getting the hook and dragging all of you off stage. What a terrible, terrible egg you laid.
    Nothing incites bodily violence quicker than a Duke fan turning in your direction and saying 'scoreboard.'

  16. #16476
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    Quote Originally Posted by weezie View Post
    Well, I am getting the hook and dragging all of you off stage. What a terrible, terrible egg you laid.
    Don't drag me into it. I was just wondering about The Avengers and reminiscing about the past.

  17. #16477
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    Feb 2007
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    Lompoc, West Carolina
    I wish to report, that it appears devildeac, was seen pulling mayonnaise from a jar with a spork.

  18. #16478
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    Quote Originally Posted by weezie View Post
    Well, I am getting the hook and dragging all of you off stage. What a terrible, terrible egg you laid.
    I'll guess you're not yolking either.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

  19. #16479
    Quote Originally Posted by captmojo View Post
    I wish to report, that it appears devildeac, was seen pulling mayonnaise from a jar with a spork.
    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    I'll guess you're not yolking either.
    Don't egg him on. He will never stop - even if he comes to a spork in the road.

  20. #16480
    Hey, take a look at the picture of Hurley on the front page here today. Looks like he's got a spork on his sweatshirt!
    Nothing incites bodily violence quicker than a Duke fan turning in your direction and saying 'scoreboard.'

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