^^^ Nailed it. Could not spork.
After letting the CHeats off scot-free the NCAA knew that had to do something to salvage some semblances of pride, so they made proclamations of ensuring nothing like that would ever happen again. They had the Rice Commission play its role in suggesting reform, and even tried to pass the buck onto SACS in saying they should revisit the CHeats’ accreditation (as if that was ever going to happen). Now, enough time has passed that nobody in the general public cares anymore, so the NCAA is free to scrap whatever plans they claimed to have come up with.
^^^ Nailed it. Could not spork.
By the way, "Perpetual Feckless" is a pretty good generic name for a player on an opposing team that can't seem to do anything right. Like Larry Drew II (120 turnovers in 2010!) or Adam Boone.
Maybe it needs a middle initial: "Perpetual I. Feckless" or a middle name -- "Perpetual Lee Feckless."
Sage Grouse
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'When I got on the bus for my first road game at Duke, I saw that every player was carrying textbooks or laptops. I coached in the SEC for 25 years, and I had never seen that before, not even once.' - David Cutcliffe to Duke alumni in Washington, DC, June 2013
Beavis: "Heh heh...he said 'Feckless' heh heh"
Butthead: "Shut up, you tar heel"