Sigh. My older brother is a wanker.
Egg salad can destroy relationships if consumed in confined spaces…say, a road trip.
Sigh. My older brother is a wanker.
My mother’s older brother is a wanker.
I like this game.
Thanks for the laughs. Much needed.
If you come into a family and you’re not sure who the wanker is does that mean it’s you?
You know what's hard to pull off? A William Faulkner joke.
As I Lay Dying. It’s not often a book title so perfectly describes my experience reading it.
The only literary suicide less sympathetic than Quentin Compson's is Konstantin Gavrilovich Treplev's.
I suppose that's not a joke, but drowning yourself because your sister has sex is at the very least ridiculous.
Quentin Compson is a character in The Sound and the Fury.
"The fact is, Konstantin Gavrilovich has shot himself" is the last line of The Seagull, by Anton Chekov. I love Chekov, but he does not give us a good enough reason to care about the fate of Kostya. My reaction is always, "Finally!" Every other character in The Seagull is compelling. Kostya is a pompous bore.