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[bundabergdevil]

I get a little thrill when the milk expiration dates in the grocery store bump into a new month.

[wilson]

Triscuits are the best crackers ever.

Fight me.

This is a hill upon which I will die with you, my friend.
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[Bostondevil]

Nope. I don’t consider that “neutral” by any means.



Smooth peanut butter is the work of the Devil himself.

There are some thin cracked-wheat crackers that rule, but they lack the versatility and strength of a Triscuit. Try spreading some runny cheese on one, you end up with a palm-full of crumbs and animal milk curd. Ritz and Town Homes are fluffy butter crap. Saltines are for when you’re nauseas. Cheese thins are Cheetos without soul or character.

Truth Bomb. {boom}

In the original post you said that Triscuits are the best crackers, you mentioned nothing about cheese. Triscuits are not the best crackers. I will concede that they are a superior cheese delivery system when compared with many other options. They are not the only superior cheese delivery system but they are among the best.

Saltines, on the other hand, are a superior peanut butter delivery system. They can handle smooth and crunchy.

[ClemmonsDevil]

This is a hill upon which I will die with you, my friend.
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Ugggh! I hate when you do this. Makes me jumpy.

[bundabergdevil]

This is a hill upon which I will die with you, my friend.
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You need to DBR-meme-ify that.

Also, can you crop a fence in just below the nose so it looks like Wilson from Home Improvement peering over at Tim?

[OldPhiKap]

This is a hill upon which I will die with you, my friend.
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I’ll man the trebuchet, you get the mace or broadsword.

[YmoBeThere]

you get the mace or broadsword.

Why not both? Who needs a shield?

[budwom]

I get a little thrill when the milk expiration dates in the grocery store bump into a new month.

that's my weekly bideps workout, shuffling thru the milk gallons to find good expiration dates.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Why not both? Who needs a shield?

Correct. Shields are like zone defense. Defeatist.

[aimo]

Nope, already eat enough bad stuff to not compound it bu pouring grease on the fire.

You could crumble up strawberry poptarts with it.

[aimo]

Triscuits are the best crackers ever.

Fight me.

aimo - may I borrow your gloves, the pink ones?

Sorry, I am leaning towards OPK on this one. Especially the Balsamic Vinegar and Basil ones! Add a sliver of cheese and a jalapeno slice . . . good eatin'!

[wilson]

Sorry, I am leaning towards OPK on this one. Especially the Balsamic Vinegar and Basil ones! Add a sliver of cheese and a jalapeno slice . . . good eatin'!

Sounds crazy, but is not:

1. Triscuit
2. Peanut butter (intentionally not specifying which type, because that is not a hill I will die on)
3. Dollop of horseradish
4. Consume
5. Repeat

[aimo]

I also highly approve of the Toasteds crackers. The sesame and the wheats. A little crumblier, but very tasty.

[YmoBeThere]

Triscuits remind me of some of the materials I used to compete with in certain applications when I was an engineer in the '90s. These materials were used in industrial applications and this isn't a compliment.

[YmoBeThere]

You could crumble up strawberry poptarts with it.

I finished the last of the PopTarts today and am not planning on replacing the inventory in my pantry. Back to oatmeal all the time.

[Rich]

Am I a cracker snob if I choose Carr's?

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[YmoBeThere]

Am I a cracker snob if I choose Carr's?

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Well, since you seem to be self-identifying...are you also an anti-dentite?

[wilson]

Am I a cracker snob if I choose Carr's?

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This would be #2 on my cracker list, tied with Cheez-Its.

WHEAT THINS ARE TRASH FOOD.

Fight me.

[Rich]

Well, since you seem to be self-identifying...are you also an anti-dentite?

I'm a rabid anti-dentite!

[YmoBeThere]

This would be #2 on my cracker list, tied with Cheez-Its.

WHEAT THINS ARE TRASH FOOD.

Fight me.

Why do y'all like these nasty crackers? Give in to the buttery goodness of Ritz!

*Really, the only crackers I eat are saltines with my chili. I wonder if I should go to the oyster crackers?