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  1. #6761
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    Feb 2007
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    Raleigh
    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    I like my food warm, generally. Kind of quiet in here.
    Nothing like a hot Woody Allen from the Carnegie. Cold corned beef and/or pastrami is not bad for leftovers either.

  2. #6762
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    St Augustine, FL
    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    Nothing like a hot Woody Allen from the Carnegie. Cold corned beef and/or pastrami is not bad for leftovers either.
    I generally like mine warm too. Even the leftover turkey. But there's something special about left over pizza straight from the fridge. Yummy!

  3. #6763
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    St Augustine, FL
    Now I must go find the BD grits recipe. Are there microwave instructions?

  4. #6764
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    Feb 2007
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    St Augustine, FL

    Three Little Pigs

    I just had to share . . .

    Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

    'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.

    'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy.

    'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

    The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

    'I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy.

    'I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy.

    'I want beer , lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

    The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

    'I want a banana split,' said the first piggy.

    'I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy.

    'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy.

    'Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,'

    But why have you only ordered beer all evening?'


    You're gonna LOVE this...






    The third piggy says -

    'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!

  5. #6765
    Quote Originally Posted by Fish80 View Post
    I just had to share . . .

    Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

    'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.

    'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy.

    'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

    The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

    'I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy.

    'I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy.

    'I want beer , lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

    The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

    'I want a banana split,' said the first piggy.

    'I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy.

    'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy.

    'Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,'

    But why have you only ordered beer all evening?'


    You're gonna LOVE this...






    The third piggy says -

    'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!
    What does it say about me that, even though I haven't heard this joke before (that I can remember, I knew what the punchline would be from the first beer order?

  6. #6766
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    St Augustine, FL
    Quote Originally Posted by DukieInKansas View Post
    What does it say about me that, even though I haven't heard this joke before (that I can remember, I knew what the punchline would be from the first beer order?
    Either (1) you drink too much beer or (2) you are too familiar with pigs.

  7. #6767
    Quote Originally Posted by Fish80 View Post
    Either (1) you drink too much beer or (2) you are too familiar with pigs.
    It must be the beer because the only thing I know about pigs I learned changing a flat tire on my bicycle next to a pig feedlot. I learned not to do that - pig feedlots smell worse than cattle feedlots. (To the right people, however, it just smells like money. )

  8. #6768
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Boston area, OK, Newton, right by Heartbreak Hill
    My own bit of life advice based on personal experience -

    Never eat lunch downwind from a hog farm.

  9. #6769
    Quote Originally Posted by Fish80 View Post
    Either (1) you drink too much beer or (2) you are too familiar with pigs.
    No such thing as too much beer.

  10. #6770
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Lexington, KY

    Thumbs down See the Ycch, Beer thread

    Quote Originally Posted by 2535Miles View Post
    No such thing as too much beer.
    Wrong. Try a case of Genny Cream.

  11. #6771
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavabe View Post
    Wrong. Try a case of Genny Cream.
    It should be tacit knowledge that whenever we speak of beer, we are speaking of Ymmm Beer.

  12. #6772
    Quote Originally Posted by Bostondevil View Post
    My own bit of life advice based on personal experience -

    Never eat lunch downwind from a hog farm.
    Try working on one in July.

  13. #6773
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Back in Vegas... again.

    For Wilson

    I've been chided for starting new threads instead of posting here, so Wilson, you're going to have to find this one for yourself. Apparently even posting in other threads has been forbidden to me today, so I can't put it in the Christmas songs thread. Poo.

    Muppets Green & Red Christmas download for $.99

  14. #6774
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Back in Vegas... again.

    Amazing Shot

    Ok, someone else can start the thread so I don't get yelled at.

    Is this akin to the Triple Lindy?

    Ok, maybe not the Triple Lindy, but still a damn cool shot.

  15. #6775
    No yelling here!

    (Haha, I typed that in all caps and it automatically got edited. Like I said NO YELLING HERE!)

  16. #6776
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Boston area, OK, Newton, right by Heartbreak Hill
    Quote Originally Posted by 2535Miles View Post
    Try working on one in July.
    Ha! Have you ever pulled tobacco? They do that in August.

  17. #6777
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Seattle, WA
    I had a weird experience tonight... It was my workplace's holiday party - sit-down dinner at a local country club. Mr. DA & I sat down at a table with a friend of mine, who works on another team. We are joined by said friend's other teammates, all of whom I barely know.

    My husband looks at one of them, says hi, she says hi back, then goes off to talk to other people.

    He turns to me, and says, "that is my first wife."

    Now, I know he was married before - not a deal at all. I'm not the jealous type. I've not worked with the woman before, only know her tangentially - didn't really have any opinions of her.

    He didn't know she worked for our company; I'm sure she didn't expect to see her ex sitting across the table. Both of them handled it well. Mainly, I felt bad for putting him in such an awkward situation. But... damn. It was just weird. I just don't quite know what to think.

  18. #6778
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Back in Vegas... again.
    Quote Originally Posted by DevilAlumna View Post
    I had a weird experience tonight... It was my workplace's holiday party - sit-down dinner at a local country club. Mr. DA & I sat down at a table with a friend of mine, who works on another team. We are joined by said friend's other teammates, all of whom I barely know.

    My husband looks at one of them, says hi, she says hi back, then goes off to talk to other people.

    He turns to me, and says, "that is my first wife."

    Now, I know he was married before - not a deal at all. I'm not the jealous type. I've not worked with the woman before, only know her tangentially - didn't really have any opinions of her.

    He didn't know she worked for our company; I'm sure she didn't expect to see her ex sitting across the table. Both of them handled it well. Mainly, I felt bad for putting him in such an awkward situation. But... damn. It was just weird. I just don't quite know what to think.

    I... uh... wow.

    I'm guessing you've never seen a picture of her? I would ask if you knew his ex's name, but if she had remarried, that would nullify that question.

    Wow. Never been in that position before so I can't even begin to imagine.

  19. #6779
    Yes, very weird. Don't know what to say.

  20. #6780
    I had another cheeseburger for lunch yesterday. No bacon this time...

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