Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil To be fair I was the equivalent of turkey when I was on the dating scene. There were better options. But I was an option. And one day a year there was a CD feeding frenzy in the dating pool? I’m confused by this comparison.
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil And one day a year there was a CD feeding frenzy in the dating pool? I’m confused by this comparison. The company cafeteria serves turkey burgers year round. They are the in a rush, discount option.
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere Isn't that kind of being unfair to turkeys? Completely.
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil And one day a year there was a CD feeding frenzy in the dating pool? I’m confused by this comparison. About once a year someone settled for a substandard ClemmonsDevil.
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil About once a year someone settled for a substandard ClemmonsDevil. Don’t sell yourself short. all those push ups? I’m sure your breast meat is spectacular! Little short on the wings and legs…
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil Don’t sell yourself short. all those push ups? I’m sure your breast meat is spectacular! Little short on the wings and legs… Ha! I'm also bald and I have a big nose.
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil Ha! I'm also bald and I have a big nose. How's your snood?
I have now seen a picture of CD and I feel honor bound to report that he is way better looking than he lets on.
Originally Posted by Bostondevil I have now seen a picture of CD and I feel honor bound to report that he is way better looking than he lets on. How dare you!!!!! I felt we were going to keep my cyber-stalking between us!!!!!!
Originally Posted by Bostondevil I have now seen a picture of CD and I feel honor bound to report that he is way better looking than he lets on. Don’t make me give my first ever flame!
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil Don’t make me give my first ever flame! She is stepping on our narrative.
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil She is stepping on our narrative. She admitted to not liking Romeo and Juliet so, harrumph, not surprised.
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil She admitted to not liking Romeo and Juliet so, harrumph, not surprised. I promise I'm ugly. Not sure what her angle is here. Maybe building up expectations so you guys can be freshly disappointed if you actually meet me?
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil I promise I'm ugly. Not sure what her angle is here. Maybe building up expectations so you guys can be freshly disappointed if you actually meet me? I kind of imagine this: 10nz2kfk9g081.jpg
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil I kind of imagine this: 10nz2kfk9g081.jpg Hahaha! I imagine that too.
I hate puns the most of anything on here. But I also hate the "Not going to jinx it" thread.
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil I hate puns the most of anything on here. But I also hate the "Not going to jinx it" thread. Two of my favorite things. Turkey. I hate minute discussions. But all threads devolve to that eventually.
Originally Posted by OldPhiKap Two of my favorite things. Turkey. Why do we always fight on vacation?
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil Why do we always fight on vacation? It’s what family do.
Originally Posted by OldPhiKap It’s what family do. Yeah.
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