Corned beef in the slow cooker.
Oh yeah, the best thing about springing forward, the clock in my car is now going to tell the (approximately) correct time!
The minivan was always either 22 minutes or an 1 hour and 22 minutes slow. I got used to it and never reset it. Other people would get in my car and say, "Is that clock right?" No, but I still know what time it is, approximately.
How is it 10:30 already and I still haven't had breakfast?
I entered ten puns on DBR in hopes of earning a spork. No pun in ten did...
Love it. Clever.
Have you ever had a random social media post that you thought was particularly witty, but the world disagreed? Strongly? With silence, mainly.
That seems to define my Twitter feed. I was particularly fond of one about a song from Rent. I guess it shows that humor is an individual thing.
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Bostondevil is definitely Phil Jackson. I don't think most of my jokes are funny but the fact that other people don't think they're funny is hilarious to me. I like turkey more than I like puns. Played out of my mind in tennis. Played so well. Lost in 3 sets.
Ok, you made me check, I have 41 followers on twitter.
1. I have 1 follower.