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  1. #45281
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    Nov 2007
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    Vermont
    Quote Originally Posted by TruBlu View Post
    My uncle tried to join the Navy in WW-II, but was rejected due to extremely flat feet. Fast forward a few months, and he was drafted into the Army. He was assigned as a paratrooper. Go figure.
    ha, my father was an induction sargeant in the Army and he told me that in the latter stages of the war, they'd take absolutely anyone with a pulse...I guess "standards" change.

  2. #45282
    "Anyone with a Pulse: a VERY Short History of ClemmonsDevil's dating career". Now in paperback.

  3. #45283
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Greenville, SC
    I discovered a magical way to make a cat disappear.




    Sneeze. When you open your eyes the cat will be gone.

  4. #45284
    Quote Originally Posted by camion View Post
    I discovered a magical way to make a cat disappear.




    Sneeze. When you open your eyes the cat will be gone.
    You know if you pray hard enough, you can become a cat person.

  5. #45285
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    Jan 2010
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    Quote Originally Posted by camion View Post
    I discovered a magical way to make a cat disappear.




    Sneeze. When you open your eyes the cat will be gone.
    You ever seen Alf?

  6. #45286
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    You ever seen Alf?
    Ha! Made me chortle.

  7. #45287
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    You ever seen Alf?
    I KILL me.

  8. #45288
    Alf was a puppet.

    Fight me!

  9. #45289
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    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    Alf was a puppet.

    Fight me!
    Literally or figuratively?

  10. #45290
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Literally or figuratively?
    Whichever works?

  11. #45291
    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    Alf was a puppet.

    Fight me!
    Which government agency did he run?

  12. #45292
    Back to mowing once a week. Whew!

  13. #45293
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Literally or figuratively?
    Someone somewhere was pulling the strings.

    We can all agree he wasn't a Muppet.

  14. #45294
    Quote Originally Posted by Jeffrey View Post
    Which government agency did he run?
    Parks and Recreation?

  15. #45295
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    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    Alf was a puppet.

    Fight me!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15 View Post
    Someone somewhere was pulling the strings.

    We can all agree he wasn't a Muppet.
    For a while, Alf was played buy a guy in a suit so he was neither a puppet or a muppet.

  16. #45296
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Durham, NC
    I purchased this today from someone on Nextdoor. I somehow have ended up with an inadvertent collection of Monopoly games, including The Muppets, Peanuts, Elvis, and Seinfeld. This one looks really cool!


    deadopoly.jpg

  17. #45297
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    Quote Originally Posted by aimo View Post
    I purchased this today from someone on Nextdoor. I somehow have ended up with an inadvertent collection of Monopoly games, including The Muppets, Peanuts, Elvis, and Seinfeld. This one looks really cool!


    deadopoly.jpg
    I’m betting you can use the money as rolling paper.

    In all seriousness though — what are the player pieces?

  18. #45298
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    Quote Originally Posted by aimo View Post
    I purchased this today from someone on Nextdoor. I somehow have ended up with an inadvertent collection of Monopoly games, including The Muppets, Peanuts, Elvis, and Seinfeld. This one looks really cool!


    deadopoly.jpg
    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    I’m betting you can use the money as rolling paper.

    In all seriousness though — what are the player pieces?
    I don't feel like the Dead would approve of this.

  19. #45299
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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    I don't feel like the Dead would approve of this.
    I’m guessing they had to okay it to use their name.

  20. #45300
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    I’m guessing they had to okay it to use their name.
    Hmmm. I don't feel like the Dead should approve of it.

    Seems, uh, not on brand.

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