The longest thread ever

[Phredd3]

then it's made up exhaustion i'm feeling now...i should get at least a wee trophy. The snow rake is a majestic 18 feet long and I wield it like Lenny Bernstein wielded the baton. Everyone says that.

So you're overly dramatic and really sloppy? Now if you had said Leonard Slatkin, I'd have some respect.

[OldPhiKap]

you guys don't appreciate Advanced Birthday Stats, eh?

Your model needs tweaking, Nate.

[ClemmonsDevil]

then it's made up exhaustion i'm feeling now...i should get at least a wee trophy. The snow rake is a majestic 18 feet long and I wield it like Lenny Bernstein wielded the baton. Everyone says that.

Video or it didn't happen!

[budwom]

So you're overly dramatic and really sloppy? Now if you had said Leonard Slatkin, I'd have some respect.

I've been favorably compared with quite a few Leonards. I'm reminded now of Tom Wolfe's Radical Chic and Maestro Bernstein! Marvelous read...

[wilson]

Veiled, doublespeak-laden professional mudslinging between painters and movie critics.
Self-aggrandizing comparisons between New England snow raking and great American midcentury orchestra conductors.
The resurrection of long-dormant prune advertising campaigns.

This, my friends, is the content that keeps me coming back to DBR.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Veiled, doublespeak-laden professional mudslinging between painters and movie critics.
Self-aggrandizing comparisons between New England snow raking and great American midcentury orchestra conductors.
The resurrection of long-dormant prune advertising campaigns.

This, my friends, is the content that keeps me coming back to DBR.

It's the hard hitting stuff. I get it.

[budwom]

self-aggrandizing is good thing, right?

[OldPhiKap]

self-aggrandizing is good thing, right?

As my mother always said: if you don’t aggrandize for yourself, no one else will.

And, FTR, she said it in the least socialist way possible.

[ClemmonsDevil]

As my mother always said: if you don’t aggrandize for yourself, no one else will.

And, FTR, she said it in the least socialist way possible.

I have been aggrandizing myself since I was probably 13.

[OldPhiKap]

I have been aggrandizing myself since I was probably 13.

Do you wear glasses?

[aimo]

I have been aggrandizing myself since I was probably 13.

Do you wear glasses?

I definitely chuckled at that!


And cringed!

[ClemmonsDevil]

Do you wear glasses?

I'm legally blind, why do you ask?

[bundabergdevil]

I'm legally blind, why do you ask?

Probably got a hairy handshake too.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Probably got a hairy handshake too.

I do now that you mention it.

[OldPhiKap]

He's the hairy handed gent who ran amok in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
You better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out Jim
Huh, I'd like to meet his tailor

[bundabergdevil]

He's the hairy handed gent who ran amok in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
You better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out Jim
Huh, I'd like to meet his tailor

There once was a man from Nantucket

[ClemmonsDevil]

There once was a man from Nantucket

The rumors about him are greatly exaggerated.

[OldPhiKap]

There once was a man from Nantucket

Hey . . . I’M from Nantucket!

[TruBlu]

Hey . . . I’M from Nantucket!

Been on any sleighrides?

[bundabergdevil]

Scottie doesn't know.