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My wife always screws up the words when we sing this song around the house - which happens more often than you might imagine.
Instead of
"..wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and '64 impala"
she sings
"...wish I had a rabbit ina hat with a bat, what 'chu think about that?"
I'm not mad at her.
Last time I saw my primary care doc, she praised my feet, but I rarely choose to display them in public because, among my many admirable traits, I have great humility.
I'm with you on muscle shirts, sitting next to some guy wearing one on an airplane is among the reasons I tolerate air travel rather than relish it.
During a lecture for Physicians this week I was asked for my opinion about something that is not officially within my purview currently, but about which I have spoken at conferences in the past. I told the Physicians this and then I answered. And after I gave my answer I left them with this little gem: "That is my inclination based on the data and current literature, but I am not officially authorized to answer this in my current capacity, so, to quote Young Jeezy: 'If you get jammed up don't mention my name.' ".
Gone 12 days. Only damage seems to be 1 dead mouse. Not bad.
I wish I could drop some lyrics from that song, but the majority would be wankerized.
Instead, I will just link to the obviously NSFW music video which I hold is in the pantheon of all time music videos.
Again, in case you missed it, NSFW:
https://youtu.be/5wBTdfAkqGU