Well if anybody asks you "If God isn't a Tar Heel, then why is the sky Carolina blue?" just answer "But if God is omniscient, then why couldn't he get into Duke?"
Or you could begin with "How does a Dukie get a Tar Heel off of his porch? He just pays him for the pizza."
Fortunately, anything Carolina fans come up with isn't going to be very clever anyway. Just think, these people actually root for Tyler Hansbrough. I mean, how pathetic is that?